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The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

Snarf Zagyg

Notorious Liquefactionist
That reminds me that I need to get off my ass and get a Jalapeno IPA going before summer is gone.

First, it came for your pizza.

And you made light of it.

Now, it comes for your beer.

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WHERE IS YOUR LAUGHTER NOW?
 

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Not bad. I'm sticking with Coors light tho as I will actually drink that.

I went with Bud Light simply because it's the #1 selling beer by a large margin, just like D&D. But I'd pay to see a movie where Burt Reynolds smuggles a truckload of D&D books across the Mississippi, while being chased by Patricia Pulling and Jack Chick.
 



Snarf Zagyg

Notorious Liquefactionist
OD&D: Moonshine. Little of the ol' backyard still. Homebrew at its finest. Yee-haw!

AD&D: Ardberg Scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. The purplish verbiage of Gygax, like the peaty flavors of Ardberg, are either a selling point or a serious barrier to enjoyment.

Holmes Basic: Hendrick's Gin. It seems like a lot people in the know rave about it, and yet ... it's gin.

Molvay/Cook: Flor de Cana 18 yr rum. Deceptively simple, yet you keep returning to it.

BECMI: Jose Cuervo. Everyone has had it at one point. And everyone has gotten sick on it, too.

2E: Southern Comfort. If you have to ask ....

3E: Fireball! At one point, it seemed like a great break from the past ... a great idea. But in retrospect ....

4E: Green Chartreuse. Some call it bracing. Some call it abrasive. It's definitely a taste to love or loathe.

5E: Tito's Vodka. Everyone likes it! But you know, it's vodka.
 


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