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Well, that's funny--what happened to our spammers? Do they not love us anymore?
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Levistus's_Leviathan
5e Freelancer
Don't jinx it!
Opening safes seems to be a surprisingly critical part of D&D. I had no idea.
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Glory to Marik
What a pity. If he had rolled higher on the safe check his wife might still be alive today.
We can roll higher if we want to
We can leave the rogue behind
'Cause the rogues don't roll
And if they don't roll
Well, the expertise is mine
Say, we can crack safes when we want to
No matter how well the safe is designed
And we can roll over any DC
That the DM sets
Even open safes when we are blind
And we can roll
Or dance
We can roll when we want to
The difficulty check is high and so am I
And we can use a feat
To make sure we can compete
And open the safe with a victory cry
Say, we can roll if we want to
If we don't, nobody will
And you can act like a rogue and open that safe
While the bard acts like an imbecile
And say, we can dance, we can dance
That DC is rising out of control
We can dance, we can dance
I need advantage for this roll
We can dance, we can dance
Best safecracker in the lands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's taking the chance
Safe check dance
Oh well, the safe check dance
Ah yes, the safe check dance
You know, try and spread a little joy, and what happens? Aspersions and calumnies.
As I always say- some people bring joy wherever they go, bards bring joy whenever they go.
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