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So, we managed to hit the balance topic and now rolled into linear fighter, quadratic wizard. Good thing this isn't a drinking game or Id be at the bottom of a bottle right now.
This makes me wonder what a D&D drinking game would look like.
I'll be honest: none of the mental images I'm getting right now are appealing. Like, at all.
 

So, we managed to hit the balance topic and now rolled into linear fighter, quadratic wizard. Good thing this isn't a drinking game or Id be at the bottom of a bottle right now.
I have never, not once, noticed or cared about the "martial-caster disparity" and whenever I see someone bring it up as the most important thing to them it makes me realize we are really playing different games.
 

Speaking of martinis, I finally had one I really liked recently.

Bear in mind, I came to liking gin only within the last ten years, and prefer lighter, more citrus-forward versions for the most part. I make and love a variety of gin cocktails*, but every time I order a martini I usually find that the balance is off or the gin just a bit too much to make a pleasant sipper.

The other night I had one at a restaurant and they used Grey Whale, and it was perfect. I should have asked what vermouth they use, though. :ROFLMAO:

*(Corpse Reviver #2, Gordon's Cup, French 75, Last Word, G&T, Bees Knees, Negroni, Gordon's Breakfast...)

Try the Cygroni (pronounced Chee-groni).

Just substitute the Campari for Cynar. Thank me for it later.
 

I have never, not once, noticed or cared about the "martial-caster disparity" and whenever I see someone bring it up as the most important thing to them it makes me realize we are really playing different games.
I see it, and different editions made it more or less painful. I dont like the paper, rock, scissor solutions many have for it. It's never been end of the world to me to roll with it. 🤷‍♂️
 

This makes me wonder what a D&D drinking game would look like.
I'll be honest: none of the mental images I'm getting right now are appealing. Like, at all.

There was a time when, after a long night of partying, my roommate and I would be the last two standing. We would break out two d20s and play, ¿Quién es más macho? aka, the Twenty-sided die game.

The rules were simple.

1. Both people roll a d20.

2. The lower roll drinks the numerical difference. (If A rolls 17 and B rolls 12, then B drinks 5.)

3. If the two rolls are the same, then roll again and the loser drinks double the difference.

4. Continue until one person proclaims the other "Mas Macho" or until either person is unable to continue.

The odds that I would play that game now are approximately hell to the no.
 

all of you right now:
Drunk Alan Rickman GIF
 



Sometimes I am wild and have a third beer over the the course of a night. Sometimes I really go crazy and have a beer at lunch.

You have your beer for breakfast, so you better drink your martinis at lunch.

It's like they say, beer before liquor, so you can drink it quicker.
Liquor before beer? More liquor- was I unclear?
 

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