The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Cadence]

• Leo: No, because we are both men of Chicago.
• Bartlet: What is it with people from Chicago that they're so happy to have been born there? I meet so many people who can't wait to tell me they're from Chicago and when I meet them, they're living anywhere but Chicago.
• Leo: You wouldn't understand.

Since they don't let ketchup heretics into Chicago the only place you run into them is outside of the city?

 

[Retreater]

My wife and I are compatible on many issues, but she's one of those "ketchup on hotdogs" people.

 

[Ryujin]

Even for French Fries, I wonder how it comes out ahead of ranch, bbq sauce, Sweet Baby Ray's Secret Sauce, gravy, cheese, or even mustard for anyone with actual taste buds...

Salsa.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Even for French Fries, I wonder how it comes out ahead of ranch, bbq sauce, Sweet Baby Ray's Secret Sauce, gravy, cheese, or even mustard for anyone with actual taste buds...

Use this NOW.

Thank me later. And forever.

 

[el-remmen]

I like my french fries with just pepper (usually have enough salt on them already).
I like my hot dogs with mustard AND ketchup.

 

[J.Quondam]

GUACAMOLE ON ALL THE THINGS!!

 

[CleverNickName]

I had kimchi and sriracha on a hot dog a while ago, and it was absolutely amazing. 10/10, will eat again.

But ketchup? Come on. That's gotta be a joke or something. Hot dogs look and taste nothing like fried potatoes.

 

[Gradine]

Here's the thing: a proper hot dog has mustard, dill relish, and chopped raw onion. Lacking both relish and onion, ketchup makes a fine pair with mustard, and is better than without, but it's still clearly an inferior dog.

The definitive list of things ketchup belongs on/goes with:
*Chicken/fish burgers, paired with mayo and tartar respectively
*Also fried egg sandwiches, again paired with mayo
*Hot dogs, as stated above, only as a last resort
*Scrambled eggs, paired with your preferred hot sauce
*French fries, if the fries aren't particularly good on their own
*Boxed Mac n' Cheese, paired with your preferred hot sauce
*In a breakfast burrito, especially if a good salsa isn't handy
*Meatloaf, but that goes without saying

 

[CleverNickName]

@Gradine, in my house the all-inclusive list of every known edible substance in the universe that ketchup belongs on/goes with, is:

• Fried potatoes
• Onion rings

For everything else on your list, the only condiment for me is mustard or hot sauce.

Why yes, my family is German/Irish. How did you know?

 

[Cadence]

@Gradine, in my house the all-inclusive list of every known edible substance in the universe that ketchup belongs on/goes with, is:

• Fried potatoes
• Onion rings

For everything else on your list, the only condiment for me is mustard or hot sauce.

Why yes, my family is German/Irish. How did you know?

My list is even shorter:

Hamburgers