The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Ryujin]

Just when a vegetarian friend is visiting and I want to introduce her to "Scott Pilgrim"

 

[Mannahnin]

Christ on a crutch, this place has gone nutso.

Just got back today after a long weekend in Montreal for a boys' trip and to see Rammstein.

It was amazing AND I missed out on madness? The gods really love me lately.

We become mole people for about 4-5 months every year. We have dozens connecting miles of city.

When I was in Montreal for some conventions in April a few times, we really appreciated the tunnels there!

The last time I was there was in January 2020, and yeah, those tunnels are wonderful when you want them.

Tasha's: Welcome to Tasha's Pizzeria of Everything! What would you like today?
Customer: Do you have pineapple?
Tasha's: Absolutely! Would you like that on thin crust, or hand toss--
Customer: How dare you. Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza!
Tasha's: Um...so you wouldn't like pineapple, then?
Customer: Of course not! It's not a pizza topping!
Tasha's: Whatever you say, sir, it's no problem at all! Could I interest you in any of our other toppings?
Customer: Maybe. Do you have...(scrolls through their phone)...anchovies and black olives?
Tasha's: Certainly! We have a full list of options on page seven--
Customer: This is an outrage! Doesn't anybody like real pizza anymore?!
Tasha's: There's really no need to get upset, sir. We can make a pizza with any toppings you like.
Customer: Yes I understand that, but other people are ordering the wrong toppings! Aren't you going to stop them?!
Tasha's: We don't really do that here.
Customer: They're ruining everything!!
Tasha's: We think everyone should be able to eat what they like.
Customer: Oh how typical. Another victory for the Twitter crowd, huh? Hope you like going broke, loser.
Tasha's: I think you should probably--
Customer: (makes an obscene hand gesture, slams the door on their way out)
Tasha's: What a strange person.
Next Customer: I swear this neighborhood gets weirder every year.

Thats funny because I was just thinking of a type of post and what I want to nickname them. The type that has a stunning plethora of experience with RPGs, particularly non-D&D types. They enter every discussion and don't actually discuss the game, but post about how logically its not possible, or that it doesn't work that way in the future, or any other number of reasons to just blow a big raspberry on everyone's fun. "An intergalactic community is impossible, because faster than light travel is impossible" Thanks for stopping by and flipping our cake on the floor.

Both of these two posts make me feel like I'm on FB too much, because godsdamn do I want a Care react. Morrus! (shakes fist at sky).

 

[Umbran]

Oh! I know, Alex! "What would happen if Gwyneth Paltrow bought the Domino's pizza chain?"

Answer: Goopy pizza.

 

[Cadence]

Yuck!

 

[billd91]

Oh! I know, Alex! "What would happen if Gwyneth Paltrow bought the Domino's pizza chain?"

Answer: Goopy pizza.

And you really don't want to know what the pizza is touted to smell like.

 

[Umbran]

And you really don't want to know what the pizza is touted to smell like.

This is one of those posts that's hard to click on the "like" button for.

 

[Cadence]

This is one of those posts that's hard to click on the "like" button for.

We need a payn button!

 

[payn]

We need a payn button!

Are you saying the puke emoji should be named after me!?

 

[Cadence]

Are you saying the puke emoji should be named after me!?

It is you who say so, not I!

 

[el-remmen]

This is me not responding to the kind of response that makes me want to simply ask how they can navigate the forums given that they clearly can't read.