SHOCKINGLY THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE STRONG OPINIONS ON FICTIONAL COMMANDING OFFICERS ALSO HAVE STRONG OPINIONS ON PIZZA TOPPINGSThis is the pizza thing again?
Capt. Benjamin "Space Jesus" Sisko > Capt. Jean-Luc "How Did The Studio Afford Me" Picard > Capt. Kathryn "I Don't Have Time For Your Nonsense" Janeway >> Capt. James "The T stands for Turgid" Kirk
The only good thing Kirk has that none of the other commanding officers have is that he's had Harlan "naughty word who Wrote like a Dream" Ellison's prose fall out of his mouth.I can't even understand the takes anymore. Is this even English?
Meanwhile, in other news, Modiphus is proud to announce a new Campaign Setting for STAR TREK. That's right, set your phasers to BIBLE!
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My biggest celebrity encounter was having cheese steaks In Philly with the guy I worked for at a convention, Harlan Ellison, and Julie Schwartz. Ellison told stories of his time with the Stones and I don't remember what, but asked me something that made me feel like an idiot.The only good thing Kirk has that none of the other commanding officers have is that he's had Harlan "naughty word who Wrote like a Dream" Ellison's prose fall out of his mouth.
But I'm a Star Trek apostate, and my opinions related to Star Trek should plausibly be disregarded.
The only good thing Kirk has that none of the other commanding officers have is that he's had Harlan "naughty word who Wrote like a Dream" Ellison's prose fall out of his mouth.
But I'm a Star Trek apostate, and my opinions related to Star Trek should plausibly be disregarded.
That‘s okay. Based upon the demonstrable Star Trek illiteracy demonstrated by the other people making rankings, you’re in plentiful company.
I can‘t wait to see someone finally just come out with it-
The best Star Trek Captain? Why, it was a canned pasta on a microwave pizza. Compelling! And it defeated the Borg, too, because even they know better than to assimilate a New Zealand pizza.