The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Snarf Zagyg]

Have I ever told y'all just exactly how much I hate the term "athleisure" ...

What people fail to realize is that when they are eating these so-called "pizza toppings" straight from the infernal furnaces of Canada and New Zealand ....

They aren't disrespecting the pizza. No.

....they are disrespecting themselves.

Fat, drunk, and ignorant of the Oxford comma is no way to go through life, son.

 

[Mad_Jack]

I am going to survive!

<cue disco music>

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

<cue disco music>

Ra Ra Snarf Zagyg!
Lover of the Sueloise Queen
There was a cat that really was gone

Ra Ra Snarf Zagyg!
Enworld's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on...

 

[CleverNickName]

If the Psion class was a pizza, it would be pepperoni and cheese on thin crust, but the restaurant would refuse to call it a pizza and insist that it's a Brand New and Exciting Meal That's Completely Different From Anything You've Ever Tried We Promise.

The Assassin would be the same thing, only it would be served on a trash can lid.

 

[CleverNickName]

<cue disco music>

A place where nobody dared to go
the love that we came to know
They call it Pineapple
(It takes your breath and it'll leave you blind)
And now, open your eyes and see
What we have made is real
We are with Pineapple
(A dream of it, we offer you)

A million pizzas dancing and there you are, a shooting star
A ham and pineapple pie and you're here with me, eternally

Pineapple, Pineapple...

 

[Jfdlsjfd]

Bard is actually a legitimate pizza topping.

(as in "A rasher of fat bacon placed on meat or game before roasting")

 

[Ryujin]

What are they going to do about it?

APOLOGIZE?????

You have yet to feel the power of our passive aggression.

 

[Cadence]

You have yet to feel the power of our passive aggression.

There's some non-passive aggression out there now!

 

[Ryujin]

What about those Takis?

In Toronto, at least, the advertising for Takis said, "DON'T EAT TAKIS!" I tried them. The ads were right.

 

[Levistus's_Leviathan]

Ra Ra Snarf Zagyg!
Lover of the Sueloise Queen

Did you just try to rhyme "Zagyg" with "Queen"?

I take it back. I apologize for the many times I've called you a bard or liked a post that was calling you one.