The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Parmandur]

Did you just try to rhyme "Zagyg" with "Queen"?

I take it back. I apologize for the many times I've called you a bard or liked a post that was calling you one.

Free verse, yo.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Did you just try to rhyme "Zagyg" with "Queen"?

I take it back. I apologize for the many times I've called you a bard or liked a post that was calling you one.

Perfect and imperfect rhymes - Wikipedia

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His palms spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti
There's vomit on his sweater spaghetti, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs,
But he keeps on spaghetti

 

[Cadence]

"I don't despise the current direction of D&D, really! It's just a coincidence that I regularly start threads that someone who hated it would start."

 

[CleverNickName]

"Okay okay, I won't start another racially-charged fight about the ethics and morality of slaughtering orcs on sight. Sheesh.

So anyway. Goblins, amirite?"

 

[Levistus's_Leviathan]

"Okay okay, I won't start another racially-charged fight about the ethics and morality of slaughtering orcs on sight. Sheesh.

So anyway. Goblins, amirite?"

"I especially love it when evil goblin mooks that we get to kill without moral repercussions are sentient, can beg for mercy, have babies, cultures, and speak languages that we don't bother to understand/learn. That makes it especially satisfying to kill them!"

I was going to make a thread the other day about how I like Goblinoids and the recent changes giving them Fey Ancestry in Mordenkainen Presents: Monsters of the Multiverse, and how it all shows that they're really the victims in the D&D Multiverse (their pantheon was dominated/massacred by Maglubiyet, they're now ruled by an evil tyrant god that enforces a certain culture/caste system on them that oppresses literally everyone in it, they are capable of good, and are just the victims of a major atrocity that included eugenics and genocide).

Now . . . I'm going to hold off of making that thread. It would be a bit awkward and divisive having one thread ongoing that said "Goblins should all be murdered on sight, and it should be satisfying to commit genocide against them" and "Goblinoids are actually victims of a major tragedy, and are quite possibly the single most victimized collection of races in all of D&D 5e's lore, except possibly the Duergar".

Edit: I ended up making this thread. Here's the link if you want to check it out:

D&D 5E - Goblinoids in D&D 5e: Their Origin, Story, and Tragedy (+)

For much of D&D's history, it has had plenty of races whose whole identities and stories basically revolved around them being always-evil villainous humanoid mooks that the players can kill without having to deal with any sort of moral ramifications for mass-murdering them (Point 1 of evidence)...

www.enworld.org

 

[darjr]

Block the other thread starter then each y’all only see one thread.

 

[Levistus's_Leviathan]

Block the other thread starter then each y’all only see one thread.

I'm pretty sure the Ignore feature does not work that way (not that I'd consider doing this if it did).

 

[Umbran]

Did you just try to rhyme "Zagyg" with "Queen"?

I take it back. I apologize for the many times I've called you a bard or liked a post that was calling you one.

It rhymes in ancient Sueloise.

 

[dragoner]

"I especially love it when evil goblin mooks that we get to kill without moral repercussions are sentient, can beg for mercy, have babies, cultures, and speak languages that we don't bother to understand/learn. That makes it especially satisfying to kill them!"

I was going to make a thread the other day about how I like Goblinoids and the recent changes giving them Fey Ancestry in Mordenkainen Presents: Monsters of the Multiverse, and how it all shows that they're really the victims in the D&D Multiverse (their pantheon was dominated/massacred by Maglubiyet, they're now ruled by an evil tyrant god that enforces a certain culture/caste system on them that oppresses literally everyone in it, they are capable of good, and are just the victims of a major atrocity that included eugenics and genocide).

Now . . . I'm going to hold off of making that thread. It would be a bit awkward and divisive having one thread ongoing that said "Goblins should all be murdered on sight, and it should be satisfying to commit genocide against them" and "Goblinoids are actually victims of a major tragedy, and are quite possibly the single most victimized collection of races in all of D&D 5e's lore, except possibly the Duergar".

I might read this one, because I have been avoiding the other.

 

[darjr]

I'm pretty sure the Ignore feature does not work that way (not that I'd consider doing this if it did).

Shhhh!!!!