The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[CleverNickName]

Oh lawd.
Here's another candy corn pizza, with peanuts, green onions, and hot sauce on it as well:

And this ungodly horror has raisins and vanilla frosting:

No, seriously. Here's the recipe:

Candy Corn Pizza

Top this sweet pizza any way you like, its Halloween-style. Just 5 ingredients, 15 minutes prep, easy and fun :)

www.gourmandize.com

I bet pineapple doesn't sound so bad NOW, huh?

 

[payn]

@Umbran Sorry 'bout that, I'll keep it to the other thread.

Here's a candy-pizza abomination, to get us back on track.
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Apparently this is a real thing that people make. On purpose.

The only thing worse would be if it had those orange circus peanuts on it...

 

[Umbran]

@Umbran Sorry 'bout that, I'll keep it to the other thread.

Here's a candy-pizza abomination, to get us back on track.

Apparently this is a real thing that people make. On purpose.

Well. It is colorful, at least.

 

[darjr]

What the h*ck. I did pineapple, could it be any worse?

 

[CleverNickName]

The only thing worse would be if it had those orange circus peanuts on it...

Okay, my good people.

It's time for some real talk here.

A "candy corn pizza" doesn't have to be an abomination to the word "candy," or the word "corn," or the word "pizza."

We just need to flip the script.

We need to change the way we think of candy corn.

Maybe instead of putting candy corn onto a pizza, we just make the pizza look like candy corn.

Behold: cheddar cheese, marinara, and fresh mozzarella, arranged in concentric circles and topped with an extra ring of marinara sauce in the middle. When sliced, you have a "candy corn" pizza that is actually edible, probably delicious, and definitely better to all alternatives:

 

[payn]

Okay, my good people.

It's time for some real talk here.

A "candy corn pizza" doesn't have to be an abomination to the word "candy," or the word "corn," or the word "pizza."

We just need to flip the script.

We need to change the way we think of candy corn.

Maybe instead of putting candy corn onto a pizza, we just make the pizza look like candy corn.

Behold: cheddar cheese, marinara, and fresh mozzarella, arranged in concentric circles and topped with an extra ring of marinara sauce in the middle. When sliced, you have a "candy corn" pizza that is actually edible, probably delicious, and definitely better to all alternatives:

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You can at least eat this, which with candy corn you cannot say the same.

 

[Cadence]

So, if we cut the candy corns and sorted the parts, we could make a candy corn pizza whose slices looked like candy corn...

 

[CleverNickName]

So, if we cut the candy corns and sorted the parts, we could make a candy corn pizza whose slices looked like candy corn...

 

[Umbran]

So, if we cut the candy corns and sorted the parts, we could make a candy corn pizza whose slices looked like candy corn...

That's a lot of work to make a waxy pizza.

 

[darjr]

No you did not!!! Did you?!?