Pizza is not a competition. It is art.
You're not eating it right.

He just needs those sweet, sweet pizza carbs to overtake the Cheez Whiz guy.
Pizza is not a competition. It is art.
Thats hilarious. During the better weather months I ride with some folks from a local brewery here. We do about 20+ miles and then settle in for pints. One guy no fail orders an extra large dominoes for himself at the end of the ride!You're not eating it right.
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He just needs those sweet, sweet pizza carbs to overtake the Cheez Whiz guy.
You're not eating it right.
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He just needs those sweet, sweet pizza carbs to overtake the Cheez Whiz guy.
A decade plus later a grad student of mine thought he could out eat me in pizza. My training from years earlier held. It was a buffet (bleh) and so I grabbed a dessert slice on the way out to rub it in.
Do you recommend the Wild Card series? I keep thinking of reading it, but haven't for some reason.I keep getting thrown by this, because "Takis" is the homeworld of a major character in the Wild Card shared world anthology series. I would not want a Takis pizza, because the Takisians are big on bioweaponry, and they'd probably be trying to make you into patient zero for a virus that mutates people in walruses, or something.
Be careful; one thing I have learned is that the exploits of your youth (whether it is in consuming food, or drink, or ... other things) is best left to your youth. Even on those rare occasions that your memory isn't writing checks your body can't cash, you will regret it later.
There was a time when, after a long night of partying, my roommate and I would be the last two standing. We would break out two d20s game and play, ¿Quién es más macho? aka, the Twenty-sided die game.
The rules were simple.
1. Both people roll a d20.
2. The lower roll drinks the numerical difference. (If A rolls 17 and B rolls 12, then B drinks 5.)
3. If the two rolls are the same, then roll again and the loser drinks double the difference.
4. Continue until one person proclaims the other "Mas Macho" or until either person is unable to continue.
The odds that I would play that game now are approximately hell to the no.
Do you recommend the Wild Card series? I keep thinking of reading it, but haven't for some reason.