The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Umbran]

Clearly you haven't been on Twitter lately.

I find it hard to believe those people are actually experiencing joy.

 

[eyeheartawk]

We have invented many more ways in which to fling our poo.

I just use my hands. Some times the old ways are best.

 

[darjr]

a "poopellor"?

 

[Thunderfoot]

Marlin Perkins Voice: Here we see the elusive human building an excriment slinging device or poopeller. This evolutionary device stems from observation of watching the offal hitting an oscillating cooling device to actually using said device to spread the excrement in a larger radius.

Jim is going to attempt to collect a sample before they notice and therefore become a target himself while I watch from the safety of the boat. Be Careful Jim.

 

[Ryujin]

I find it hard to believe those people are actually experiencing joy.

It seems to be a rather perverse sense of joy, but joy nonetheless.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Yet we are aware of being poo flinging monkeys, and sometimes wish to be more.

cue sweeping musical number

Speak for yourself. I am just trying to figure out how to fling poo more efficiently.

He who flings the most poo, wins.

 

[Cadence]

a "poopellor"?

I'm afraid to google it... but Hippo Poop should have some impressive examples. I think I only saw a pygmy hippo do it live (at a zoo), and there was a big glass wall separating us.

 

[payn]

Why fling; when you can light a bag on fire and leave it on someone's doorstep?

 

[J.Quondam]

I'm afraid to google it... but Hippo Poop should have some impressive examples. I think I only saw a pygmy hippo do it live (at a zoo), and there was a big glass wall separating us.

Oh there certainly are some impressive videos out there! I have a whole bookmark category dedicated to "hippo poop spray."


* No, not really.

** Well, probably not really.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

I have a whole bookmark category dedicated to "hippo poop spray."

That's your bookmark category?

That's my cologne!