The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Aeson]

Thats the name of the album.

Even with my misspelling of Americana? lol

 

[prabe]

Even with my misspelling of Americana? lol

It's the drunk spelling, though, so it's apt.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

@Snarf Zagyg How heinous is the crime I am about to commit. The pizza I am splitting with my spouse will have pineapple on her half?

Inchoate crimes, such as aiding and abetting, are still crimes.

Hear me now and believe me later- the road to perfidy is lined with slices of pineapple-adorned pizzas. Perfidy is, of course, the traditional name of New Zealand.

 

[Cadence]

Inchoate crimes, such as aiding and abetting, are still crimes.

Hear me now and believe me later- the road to perfidy is lined with slices of pineapple-adorned pizzas. Perfidy is, of course, the traditional name of New Zealand.

I had a piece for dinner last night :-(. Took off the pineapple and added some pepperoni. It wasn't enough to save it.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

I had a piece for dinner last night :-(. Took off the pineapple and added some pepperoni. It wasn't enough to save it.

Truly.

A lesson passed down from a true master pizza chef to all apprentices is that even the mere presence of a pineapple within 50 feet of the oven used to cook a pizza renders all future pizzas rancid and tainted; the only proper recourse is to either get a Sicilian priest to exorcise it, or to sell it to Canada.

 

[payn]

Made stir fry this weekend and you just know the extra pineapple went right onto the midnight pizza!

 

[Mannahnin]

Remember when George H. W. Bush used the phrase "New World Order" and everyone freaked out and then nothing happened? I feel like that's what's going on.

In tangential news, I'm finally seeing Ministry a week from tomorrow, after the concert was delayed three times.

 

[el-remmen]

Let people have pineapple on their pizza! Why do you care so much?

Now, it if it is Chicago-style casserole, uh, i mean "Pizza," it doesn't matter what's on it, that's a generational trauma that needs to be avoided.

 

[Mannahnin]

...pineapple on their pizza!...

...Chicago-style casserole, uh, i mean "Pizza,"...

All of which are American dreams
All of which are American dreams
All of which are American dreams

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Let people have pineapple on their pizza! Why do you care so much?

Where do bad folks go when they die?
They don't go to Heaven where the angels fly
They go to New Zealand with bad pizza pie
Pineapple toppings make the good people cry

I knew some people like to deny the truth
Seduced by bad pizza toppings in their terrible youth
They went to their graves just a little too soon
Last slice they ate was topped with pineapple and prunes

Where do bad folks go when they die?
They don't go to Heaven where the angels fly
They go to New Zealand with bad pizza pie
Pineapple toppings make the good people cry

People cry and people moan
Eat that slice and you smell the brimstone
The evil of bad toppings has always been well-known
The devils of bad taste will try to make you one of their own

Where do bad folks go when they die?
They don't go to Heaven where the angels fly
They go to New Zealand with bad pizza pie
Pineapple toppings make the good people cry