The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[CleverNickName]

Candy corn? Ruined my day.

If that was all it would take to ruin my day, I'd think that sugary confections would be the least of my problems.

 

[J.Quondam]

Isn't "hot hot liquid lumps" the sole surviving lyric from some forgotten one-hit-wonder rap from the '90s?

 

[payn]

Isn't "hot hot liquid lumps" the sole surviving lyric from some forgotten one-hit-wonder rap from the '90s?

Now my day is made again.

 

[Aeson]

I always figured his last words were, "Urck. Arck! AAAAAACK!" Roughly.

And I thought it was, "tastes like NZ beer."

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Isn't "hot hot liquid lumps" the sole surviving lyric from some forgotten one-hit-wonder rap from the '90s?

You wish.

It wasn't the 90s.
And it wasn't just one hit.

Whatcha gon' eat when y'all drunk
Need a place for scratchy hot-bread to dunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk
Get so very drunk you gon' eat some hot lumps
Hot lumps, hot lumps, hot lumps, hot lumps, hot lumps
Hot lumps, hot lumps, hot lumps, some hot hot liquid lumps
Check it out

YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!!!!

 

[J.Quondam]

Dammit, Snarf.

 

[Cadence]

Won't someone think of the undead pineapple pizza!!?!?

 

[darjr]

Do not lay down on the uncooked pizza bread. No matter how inviting.

 

[CleverNickName]

So this is an actual pizza you can buy right now, at Little Caesar's Pizza. It's right there on the front page of their website, they call it the "Batman Calzony." Looking at it, two things immediately become clear:
1. There is not, nor should there ever be, a such thing as a "calzony."
2. They need to hire more women in their marketing department.

 

[billd91]

2. They need to hire more women in their marketing department.

Or even guys who do the grocery/toiletry shopping for their families without being too embarrassed to enter certain aisles. You know which ones I mean.