The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

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Am I the only DM who thinks there are too many sub-classes, races, and sub-races for players to choose among nowadays?

Player: I'm going to play an elven cleric.
Me: Cool. Which kind of elf is she: high elf, wood elf, or one of those crazy drow?
Player: Oh, no, she's an astral Moon Unit (Zappa) elf who, as a racial trait, can teleport 30' in any direction once every short rest, and I'm going to play her as a Way of the Setting Sun cleric who gains an extra 2d8+WIS temporary HP every time she uses this ability, so this way I can play her as a tank gish even though her official purpose is to serve as the party's healer. Neat, huh?

This is the kind of thing that sends me to the liquor cabinet.
 

So I guess I should throw away and tell some people not to buy Battlefield Earth despite it being a decent imo book.
One thing I want to comment on is getting rid of and/or destroying stuff. They already have your money so burning your Nikes or smashing your Keurig doesn't hurt them. In fact, it probably helps them because in the future they will have either changed and your back on board, or you aint angry anymore and want a cup of coffee.
 

Am I the only DM who thinks there are too many sub-classes, races, and sub-races for players to choose among nowadays?

Player: I'm going to play an elven cleric.
Me: Cool. Which kind of elf is she: high elf, wood elf, or one of those crazy drow?
Player: Oh, no, she's an astral Moon Unit (Zappa) elf who, as a racial trait, can teleport 30' in any direction once every short rest, and I'm going to play her as a Way of the Setting Sun cleric who gains an extra 2d8+WIS temporary HP every time she uses this ability, so this way I can play her as a tank gish even though her official purpose is to serve as the party's healer. Neat, huh?
That is SO tubular, fer sure!
 

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