Am I the only DM who thinks there are too many sub-classes, races, and sub-races for players to choose among nowadays?
Player: I'm going to play an elven cleric.
Me: Cool. Which kind of elf is she: high elf, wood elf, or one of those crazy drow?
Player: Oh, no, she's an astral Moon Unit (Zappa) elf who, as a racial trait, can teleport 30' in any direction once every short rest, and I'm going to play her as a Way of the Setting Sun cleric who gains an extra 2d8+WIS temporary HP every time she uses this ability, so this way I can play her as a tank gish even though her official purpose is to serve as the party's healer. Neat, huh?
This is the kind of thing that sends me to the liquor cabinet.