The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[el-remmen]

....they replaced me, didn't they?

I'm afraid to tell you how far back you've fallen in the ranks because you might start trying to gain ground.

 

[el-remmen]

They're pretty much dead whenever I check.

Huh! I couldn't even find them when I googled!

Which is a shame, because I'd love to know who's driving you into a rage.

If you really want to know, DM me. But what if it's you?

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

I'm afraid to tell you how far back you've fallen in the ranks because you might start trying to gain ground.

It's like my grand-mamma always said, "Snarf, if you can't be part of the solution, become a part of the problem. Now get yer nana some laudanum and gin for her bingo!"

 

[Guest 7034872]

It's like my grand-mamma always said, "Snarf, if you can't be part of the solution, become a part of the problem. Now get yer nana some laudanum and gin for her bingo!"

We might be related.

 

[CleverNickName]

Me: Mmm, orange marmalade. I love it, had some with breakfast the other day.
Someone: Have you had it on pizza yet?
Me: That doesn't sound like something I'd enjoy.
Someone: You know, you could mix it into the pizza sauce. That would help hide the taste.
Me: But why? I'll just keep the marmalade for my toast, thanks.
Someone else: Sorry that you hate marmalade. Maybe you could try dipping the crusts in it as you eat?
A third person: You could also put the marmalade inside the crust! It would be like a dessert after you finish the slice!
A fourth: You don't even have to eat it, really. You could just, like, dab it on your wrist while eating pizza.
Me: ...what?
Someone else: Why not put it in the salad dressing? You eat salad with pizza, yes? Make a marmalade-vinaigrette!
Me: Seriously, no thanks. I'll leave the marmalade for when I'm eating a scone or something.
Someone: What's with all the marmalade-hate around here?

(It's a metaphor, you see)

 

[el-remmen]

Me: Mmm, orange marmalade. I love it, had some with breakfast the other day.
Someone: Have you had it on pizza yet?
Me: That doesn't sound like something I'd enjoy.
Someone: You know, you could mix it into the pizza sauce. That would help hide the taste.
Me: But why? I'll just keep the marmalade for my toast, thanks.
Someone else: Sorry that you hate marmalade. Maybe you could try dipping the crusts in it as you eat?
A third person: You could also put the marmalade inside the crust! It would be like a dessert after you finish the slice!
A fourth: You don't even have to eat it, really. You could just, like, dab it on your wrist while eating pizza.
Me: ...what?
Someone else: Why not put it in the salad dressing? You eat salad with pizza, yes? Make a marmalade-vinaigrette!
Me: Seriously, no thanks. I'll leave the marmalade for when I'm eating a scone or something.
Someone: What's with all the marmalade-hate around here?

(It's a metaphor, you see)

What I'm getting from this is that you really hate marmalade. Next you'll want to hunt down Paddington Bear and wear his pelt. Monster.

 

[CleverNickName]

What I'm getting from this is that you really hate marmalade. Next you'll want to hunt down Paddington Bear and wear his pelt. Monster.

I know right?

 

[Mad_Jack]

But what if it's you?

Ooh, ooh, Is it me????

(If not, I could try harder...)

 

[prabe]

That, sir, is a trap, and I will not walk into it.

You are, of course, wrong.

 

[Retreater]

Looks like its been about 6-12 months since the last Star Wars rank thread. This time we got a great takeaway. Clone Wars series cures insomnia!

For real. No lie. I can't even explain it: something about the opening music, the timbre of the announcer's voice, the rapid-fire declarations of alien names that I don't know. If someone started playing it while I was driving, I could possibly fall asleep at the wheel.