eyeheartawk
#1 Enworld Jerk™
It always comes back to chicky nuggies
That's what the die is for. No thinking necessary.Yeah, but it's not fair to make people actually have to think about these things. Thinking is hard.
It always comes back to chicky nuggies
Here's a real Grover Washington Jr. moment.....weird. I was going to say it always comes back to switchblades.
I guess the two of us were used to a ... different quality of Ronald McDonald playground.
Mine had syringes........weird. I was going to say it always comes back to switchblades.
I guess the two of us were used to a ... different quality of Ronald McDonald playground.
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Mine had syringes....
I used ta do a little but a little wouldn't doSorry 'boot that. I was mainlining maple syrup.
I used ta do a little but a little wouldn't do
I don't know just where I'm going
But I'm gonna try for Canada, if I can
'Cause it makes me feel like I'm a man
When I put the maple into my vein
And I'll tell ya, things aren't quite the same
When I'm making a bad pun
And I feel just like Gretzky's son
And I guess that I just don't know
And I guess that I just don't know
I have made the big decision
I'm gonna eat all 30 pancakes
'Cause when the syrup begins to flow
When I'm stuffing my piehole and out of breath
When I'm closing in on death
And you can't help me, not you guys
Or all you sweet girls who gather and gawk
You can all go take a walk
And I guess I just don't know
And I guess that I just don't know
I wish that I was born a thousand years ago
I wish that I could eat these pancakes with ease
Have some blueberry and some chocolate chip
Going from this pancake here to that
Eat all those pancakes and not get fat
Away from this Denny's
Where a man cannot be free
Of the 30 pancakes bringing me down
And the stares of the waitress hovering around
Oh, and I guess that I just don't know
Oh, and I guess that I just don't know
Pancake sauce, be the death of me
Maple sap, it's my wife and it's my life
Because a mainline to my vein
Leads to a sugar rush in my head
And then I'm better off than dead
Because when the syrup begins to flow
I really don't care anymore
About all the Denny's in this town
And all the waitresses makin' crazy sounds
And everybody puttin' everybody else down
And those thirty pancakes piled up in mounds
'Cause when the syrup begins to flow
Then I really don't care anymore
Ah, when the maple is in my blood
And that blood is in my head
Then I'll eat more pancakes 'cuz I'm good as dead
Then I can eat more pancakes 'cuz I'm not aware
And I eat pancakes 'cuz I just don't care
And I guess I just don't know
And I guess I just don't know
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