The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Snarf Zagyg]

You get those in your toaster???

Behold!

 

[Umbran]

It is like Rule 34, but for bad food ideas.

 

[payn]

Behold!

 

[Jfdlsjfd]

Behold!

Sounds yummy, but I'd prefer it to be deep-fried.

 

[Umbran]

Sounds yummy, but I'd prefer it to be deep-fried.

There is one pizza place near me that deep fries their calzones.

 

[payn]

Oh gods no...I don't eat Hot Pockets.

But I could put one in my toaster, easily. My toaster is like this one here:

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Oh man I have the best story about those things.

A friend of mine was sharing a two bedroom apartment with another friend. The roommate had one of these toaster ovens and made 90% of his meals in it. My friend started using it on occasion. One Christmas eve my friend comes home to see the charred out burnt to hell toaster over sitting in the hallway outside their apartment. He walks in and his roommate starts creaming at him. "You son of a B you didnt use tinfoil in the toaster oven. It started on fire while I was making my family a holiday appetizer (Totinos pizza rolls).

 

[CleverNickName]

Oh man I have the best story about those things.

A friend of mine was sharing a two bedroom apartment with another friend. The roommate had one of these toaster ovens and made 90% of his meals in it. My friend started using it on occasion. One Christmas eve my friend comes home to see the charred out burnt to hell toaster over sitting in the hallway outside their apartment. He walks in and his roommate starts creaming at him. "You son of a B you didnt use tinfoil in the toaster oven. It started on fire while I was making my family a holiday appetizer (Totinos pizza rolls).

There's a lot to unpack in there.

I'm gonna start at the end, with holiday appetizer for my family. I've heard Pizza Rolls described in many ways by many people, but that one is a first.

 

[CleverNickName]

Gourmet Hot Pockets?

 

[overgeeked]

Gourmet Hot Pockets?

Definite contradiction in terms.

 

[billd91]

Definite contradiction in terms.

Maybe. But Claire Saffitz's attempts to deconstruct various mainstream foods/treats were reasonably fun to watch. Too bad the Bon Appétit Test Kitchen video program broke down so badly because of discriminatory management issues.