The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Snarf Zagyg]

 

[CleverNickName]

If "wizard" is just shorthand for "does The Thing better than everyone else," all classes are actually wizards.

Artificer: gadget wizard
Barbarian: muscle wizard
Bard: music wizard
Cleric: church wizard
Druid: forest wizard
Fighter: sword wizard
Monk: naked wizard
Paladin: smite wizard
Ranger: camp wizard
Rogue: crime wizard
Sorcerer: blood wizard
Warlock: pact wizard
Wizard: book wizard

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

If "wizard" is just shorthand for "does The Thing better than everyone else," all classes are actually wizards.

Artificer: gadget wizard
Barbarian: muscle wizard
Bard: music wizard
Cleric: church wizard
Druid: forest wizard
Fighter: sword wizard
Monk: naked wizard
Paladin: smite wizard
Ranger: camp wizard
Rogue: crime wizard
Sorcerer: blood wizard
Warlock: pact wizard
Wizard: book wizard

Yoinking this idea for an NPC in my campaign.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

If "wizard" is just shorthand for "does The Thing better than everyone else," all classes are actually wizards.

Artificer: gadget wizard
Barbarian: muscle wizard
Bard: music wizard
Cleric: church wizard
Druid: forest wizard
Fighter: sword wizard
Monk: naked wizard
Paladin: smite wizard
Ranger: camp wizard
Rogue: crime wizard
Sorcerer: blood wizard
Warlock: pact wizard
Wizard: book wizard

I always thought that Wizard was a sorry replacement for Magic User. I prefer the following more honest nomenclature:

Conan Copier
Lyre Liar
God Squadder
Hippie Reprobate*
Fighting Person
Stupid Fighting Person
Hippie Fighting Person
Thief
Sedona Magic User
The Devil Made Me Do It
Magic User

*Are you Circle of Drums, or Circle of Hacky Sack?


That said, with your naming scheme .... who wouldn't play a monk?

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

If your entire online persona is based around getting people to click on links you post, people being skeptical of those links doesn't seem like it should be a surprise.

 

[RealAlHazred]

So now, sexual violence is "not cool," and "forbidden at this game," and "a bannable offense"? What's next? Will I not be allowed my racism and sexism? What are the villains going to be villainous about -- foul language?

/s I'm actually okay with sexual violence not being allowed at the table, and even in real life!

 

[Hussar]

Caps locking occasional words really makes your points SOUND REASONABLE.

I had to reread those first two words more times than I am comfortable admitting before realizing it did not say c*** blocking. I'm not sure if that's funny or sad.

 

[prabe]

I had to reread those first two words more times than I am comfortable admitting before realizing it did not say c*** blocking. I'm not sure if that's funny or sad.

I ... did not know one could do that do words.

 

[overgeeked]

“2+2=5.”

“Your math is off, 2+2=4.”

“Don’t call me a liar!”

Facepalm.

 

[RealAlHazred]

“2+2=5.”

“Your math is off, 2+2=4.”

“Don’t call me a liar!”

Facepalm.

"That's just, like, your opinion, man!"