"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
- Matt Groening.
Puts me in mind of Canada's greatest aluminum superhero.
Have these people never heard of rock salt?The weather here the last few days have been a total suck fest. It gets warm enough during the day to rain, cools enough at night to be snow/ice. Creates this hazard folks call "heart attack" snow. They call it that because the water snow mixture is so much heavier that folks often drop dead shoveling it.
The last few days my co-workers have been complaining about getting up and dealing with the heart attack snow. The snowblower gets caked up and cant throw it so you end up having to shovel it anyways. I told them I havent done sh@# the last few days. I just log on, do my work, and by end of day its melted on its own. Some live by the adage "early bird gets the worm" but I've always been a "second mouse gets the cheese" kind of guy.![]()
I wonder if the hardest thing about being a moderator is not posting the Billy Madison game show clip every time it's appropriate.
Edit: I also almost wonder if a non-mod could get away with escaping harsh modding for posting it if the thing it was a reply to was really, really, insipid.

(Dungeons & Dragons)
Rulebook featuring "high magic" options, including a host of new spells.