Bards have many options.HA!
We all know that Bards only play the kazoo, because of course that's what they'd do.
Polka will never die!
Polka will never die!
I'll take Polka over Opera, but it's a race to the bottom at that point.I'll white knight for polka if no one else will. It's the butt of a lot of jokes, but it really doesn't deserve the bad rap. I'll take polka over a lot of other stuff.