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please forgive me @Snarf Zagyg I couldn't resist and got right back into it
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I think his mustache needed it's own spin off
Now I'm picturing a mustache driving a car. Thanks.... :-/
If it was the Continental Op, would he get different folks involved to take each other out?
What percent of the time does Nero Wolfe solve things by driving someone to suicide so as to not reveal something?
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Come now, the purpose of this thread is not directly import drama from other threads. The purpose of this thread, quite clearly, is to implicitly poopost drama from other threads using increasingly tortured metaphors, preferably involving pizza in some way. To demonstrate:
"Wow, some folks are uncomfortably comfortable with Round Table Pizza hiring Freddy Krueger to sort out a mixup delivery."
"Please, Freddy Krueger didn't even murder any teenagers in their sleep this time."
"Sure, this time."
"Besides, I don't think Freddy Krueger even murders teenagers in their sleep anymore. He probably hasn't done that in decades."
"No, he still does that."
"Nah, he just does like promotional stuff. Film tours, openings of new Krogers, that kind of stuff."
"No really he still pretty often murder teenagers in their sleep. That's still like the main thing he's known for. He's still just out there doing exactly that."
"But did you know that one of the first teenagers he murdered in their sleep was Johnny Depp?"
"Okay that was pretty cool. That was the one with like the ceiling thing, right?"
"And the huge blood geyser, yeah."
"Sure, that was really cool. But he also murdered a whole bunch of other teenagers in their sleep who didn't deserve it! Also that one time Yaphet Kotto."
"Ah man, Yaphet Kotto
"
"Yeah I know right"
"Still, he's basically a cartoon character now. Sure he still murders teenagers in their sleep, but now he does it with Looney Tunes gags and bad puns."
"Excuse me?!"
"sigh Excellent puns."
"Thank you. But yeah the operative point there being that he's still murdering teenagers in their sleep."
"Look, pizza delivery mixups can be a huge deal. And when it happens it's perfectly normal for a pizza company to hire an evil demon ghost of an incinerated child murderer to sort it out. Business as usual."
"Okay... but should it be though?"
"....Maybe?"
"Wait... is that actually his backstory?"
"I mean, I cleaned it up for the forum, but more or less. At least in the first one. Look, I stopped paying attention to the lore after Dream Warriors."
"Fair. That was a good one though. Did you ever play the NES game for that one?"
"Where if you fall asleep the monsters get more dangerous but you can also get power-ups to throw shuriken and javelins and crap?"
"Yeah dude, that one rocked."
That is how we get from bootlicker jokes to atari games here. There's a process, damnit!
"Wow, some folks are uncomfortably comfortable with Round Table Pizza hiring Freddy Krueger to sort out a mixup delivery."
"Please, Freddy Krueger didn't even murder any teenagers in their sleep this time."
"Sure, this time."
"Besides, I don't think Freddy Krueger even murders teenagers in their sleep anymore. He probably hasn't done that in decades."
"No, he still does that."
"Nah, he just does like promotional stuff. Film tours, openings of new Krogers, that kind of stuff."
"No really he still pretty often murder teenagers in their sleep. That's still like the main thing he's known for. He's still just out there doing exactly that."
"But did you know that one of the first teenagers he murdered in their sleep was Johnny Depp?"
"Okay that was pretty cool. That was the one with like the ceiling thing, right?"
"And the huge blood geyser, yeah."
"Sure, that was really cool. But he also murdered a whole bunch of other teenagers in their sleep who didn't deserve it! Also that one time Yaphet Kotto."
"Ah man, Yaphet Kotto
""Yeah I know right
""Still, he's basically a cartoon character now. Sure he still murders teenagers in their sleep, but now he does it with Looney Tunes gags and bad puns."
"Excuse me?!"
"sigh Excellent puns."
"Thank you. But yeah the operative point there being that he's still murdering teenagers in their sleep."
"Look, pizza delivery mixups can be a huge deal. And when it happens it's perfectly normal for a pizza company to hire an evil demon ghost of an incinerated child murderer to sort it out. Business as usual."
"Okay... but should it be though?"
"....Maybe?"
"Wait... is that actually his backstory?"
"I mean, I cleaned it up for the forum, but more or less. At least in the first one. Look, I stopped paying attention to the lore after Dream Warriors."
"Fair. That was a good one though. Did you ever play the NES game for that one?"
"Where if you fall asleep the monsters get more dangerous but you can also get power-ups to throw shuriken and javelins and crap?"
"Yeah dude, that one rocked."
That is how we get from bootlicker jokes to atari games here. There's a process, damnit!
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I was never a big fan, but Dream Warriors, I just. Those kids. "You can be anything you want in your dreams to stop him." and what do they pick?!? Seriously? Come on kids, go big.
For example - The Spectre. aka Raguel. aka The Archangel to whom has been entrusted the vengeance of the Lord. aka The dispenser of great ironic punishments. Top 13 Spectre punishments:
I'm not saying he's a great choice as a heroic role-model, but if Freddy Krueger is after me, I'm cranking the dials to 11(million).
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