You mean the pineapple is just flavour? But it's the mechanical implementation of the pineapple that makes it worth eating!
Look, I get that you have your preferences, but I'm only in it for the lore of the pineapple. I can enjoy pineapple JUST FINE without the crunch. In fact, I prefer Toppings-Lite Pizza Parlors, where I can simply order a pizza and not have to worry about how I'm going to implement each and every topping.