The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[CleverNickName]

You should just go on Reddit and tell them that you put avocado toast on your pizza.

Funny you should mention that because right now on Reddit, someone is ruining their blood pressure over avocado toast. Apparently it ruined breakfast for everyone. And also the economy? One guy is pontificating about how he will get up and leave a restaurant if he sees it on the menu.

The grognards are not okay.

 

[Umbran]

This hatred of olives incomprehensible to me

It is not hatred. It isn't like an olive murdered my family pet when I was a small child, leading me to create a crime-fighting persona based on a small mammal in a quest for vengeance against evergreen drupes, or something.

It is merely that olives register to me as a negative esthetic experience, whereas for others, they register as a positive experience.

Your comprehension of that fact is not required. To first approximation, kindly acceptance of the fact is sufficient. Much as my kindly acceptance that others do like them is called for, whereas costumed vigilantism would be overkill.

Why, a Mold Fashioned, of course!

Bleu Cheese Crumbles
2 dashes bitters
.25 oz bleu cheese
2 oz bourbon

Stir with ice.
Garnish with the name of your childhood pet that ran away.

Dude. Drinking cheese? I'm a teetotaller, and even I still expect that counts as an offense against Burbonkind.

 

[CleverNickName]

Dude. Drinking cheese? I'm a teetotaller, and even I still expect that counts as an offense against Burbonkind.

Bourbon aficionados all know: the only acceptable thing to add to a glass of bourbon is more bourbon.

 

[prabe]

Bourbon aficionados all know: the only acceptable thing to add to a glass of bourbon is more bourbon.

Maybe a big ice sphere, if you want some cooling and some gradual melt--barrel-strength stuff especially tends to appreciate that.

 

[Maxperson]

What?

If it wasn't for olives, I'd eat no other food.

After all, that's why they are in martinis.

The reason that they are in martinis is that on order to show how good something is, you need to contrast it with something bad.

 

[Raunalyn]

Sarcasm or truly inspired and awe struck? It’s soo hard to tell.

A bit of both. The amount of smug I just read...

 

[CleverNickName]

The reason that they are in martinis is that on order to show how good something is, you need to contrast it with something bad.

This explains so much.

Bards, for example.

 

[Umbran]

Sarcasm or truly inspired and awe struck? It’s soo hard to tell.

Poe's Law in action.

 

[Parmandur]

Why, a Mold Fashioned, of course!

Bleu Cheese Crumbles
2 dashes bitters
.25 oz bleu cheese
2 oz bourbon

Stir with ice.
Garnish with the name of your childhood pet that ran away.

Hmmmm

 

[Thourne]

When dining out my go to is usually a dirty martini with, obviously, a blue cheese stuffed olive.
That sounds so good though