rgoodbb
Adventurer
She said ...
"Testing.....Testing.....Can anyone hear me?......One, two, one two, one, one, one-aahh, one-aahh......Is this thing even on?..........I don't think anyone can hear me. It has been a whole year. Maybe the feature has finally died out. Testing?..... Nope. What am I supposed to do now? We got rid of the carrier Harpies when we made the Olympus budget cuts. Maybe if I blink in Norse Code. No that won't work 'cause I only know Greek, dumbass! Ooh. What if I thrash my tentacles rapidly on the surface. That's sure to get people's attention."
And thus, the Legendary (and when I say Legendary, I mean epic, not Monster Manual pg 197....Although it's Actions would be Legendary in that sense too but not what I was originally going for when I said Legendary) Kraken: Penelope, arose from the dark waters. Erupting foam and crashing waves announcing her awesome presence. The Phase Rider almost capsized in recoil, righted herself and bobbed like a rubber duck in a bathtub compared to this, this, this.....
...this....."MONSTER!" Someone shouted. Penelope turned and saw the object of that cry. It was a huge Skeleton desperately swimming away from both her and the little boat in front of her. She sighed and slapped a barnacle encrusted tentacle on top of the thing, wondering fleetingly whether bones float.
Jeli, Snappy and the girls all started whoo whoo'ing as they surfed the newly created totally awesome waves, and the Phase Rider?, Well, she took on a massive quantity of water and began to slowly sink......
"Testing.....Testing.....Can anyone hear me?......One, two, one two, one, one, one-aahh, one-aahh......Is this thing even on?..........I don't think anyone can hear me. It has been a whole year. Maybe the feature has finally died out. Testing?..... Nope. What am I supposed to do now? We got rid of the carrier Harpies when we made the Olympus budget cuts. Maybe if I blink in Norse Code. No that won't work 'cause I only know Greek, dumbass! Ooh. What if I thrash my tentacles rapidly on the surface. That's sure to get people's attention."
And thus, the Legendary (and when I say Legendary, I mean epic, not Monster Manual pg 197....Although it's Actions would be Legendary in that sense too but not what I was originally going for when I said Legendary) Kraken: Penelope, arose from the dark waters. Erupting foam and crashing waves announcing her awesome presence. The Phase Rider almost capsized in recoil, righted herself and bobbed like a rubber duck in a bathtub compared to this, this, this.....
...this....."MONSTER!" Someone shouted. Penelope turned and saw the object of that cry. It was a huge Skeleton desperately swimming away from both her and the little boat in front of her. She sighed and slapped a barnacle encrusted tentacle on top of the thing, wondering fleetingly whether bones float.
Jeli, Snappy and the girls all started whoo whoo'ing as they surfed the newly created totally awesome waves, and the Phase Rider?, Well, she took on a massive quantity of water and began to slowly sink......