The Peanut Gallery

[H.M.Gimlord]

Finally! A D&D player who actually knows statistics!

... Also, since Tonk has to roll a 13 or higher to hit the creature, he only has a 40% chance of making a successful attack.

The monster, on the other hand, can hit Tonk on a 6 or better (75% chance).

 

[CaBaNa]

Oh no. . . he's the villain that pretends to be a hero. Bell eyed Veruzak very carefully and took two steps back from his uplifted arms. She had never noticed how horrifyingly gaunt he was before.

"That's not true. Shadar-kai are . . . bad guys." In a way though it all made sense. It could be possible. No. No I would know. . .

Thought this was hilarious! Poor Bell, just found out darth vader is her father

 

[TwoHeadsBarking]

From Veruzak asking for a hug, I got more of an Austin Powers feel.

 

[CaBaNa]

Ha ha

 

[TwoHeadsBarking]

Wow cov. You are a mean, mean person.

 

[covaithe]

Wow cov. You are a mean, mean person.

Who, me?

 

[Dunamin]

You know, that way-too-subtle finger-drumming sign of impatience was meant as:

"Hold up a moment, so we can hear what he has to say before we cut him up."

Punishment Patrol Budget: 450 XP
Elite 12: 1400 XP
Outcome: TPK Overkill

 

[KenHood]

Yeah...

Didn't understand that.

Thought it was impatience that Hacker hadn't attacked yet.

 

[Dunamin]

At least if he kills us and raises us as vampires, Woe might be able to collect his own bounty.

 

[Lord Sessadore]

Well, 40 hp down. Only 102 to go til he's bloodied. We can do this guys - optimism!

I almost woke the rest of the family up this morning laughing so hard.

The funny part (depending on your point of view) is that Tristan went from full hp to outright dead on the elemental's first turn.

I mean, I knew it was going to be bad. I just didn't think it'd be that bad.