The Vengeful Prophet vs. the Toymaster, Judge Needed

[Sollir Furryfoot]

The Vengeful Prophet
White Belt
Record: 0-0
Yen: None
Powers:
None

"Repent oh ye sinners! Fury hath no power like me. And although I shall not stoop to your level, I must cry out for the injustice that is being done while your presence here lasts!"

I find your brother to be contemptible, your barn to be weathered, and your Master to be negligible.

 

[Sollir Furryfoot]

*Bump*

 

[sineater]

A little old man pulls up in a wagon. He climbs down fron the drivers seat.

"Good day sir. I accept this challenge." The Toymaster says as he starts to walk to the back of the wagon and collect things from the back.

"Oh yeah I forgot to insult you. So here goes." he says with a smile.


I find your betrothed to be half-witted, your orchard to be barren, and your judo to be feeble.



The Toymaster
White Belt
0-0
Yen=0
Powers=None

 

[Sollir Furryfoot]

*Bump*

 

[Kalanyr]

MeowthBot has decreed this match to take place at the heavens east of Xiang-Xia Province on the morning of the kama.

"They have called me and I have come, the Toymaker has the better insults and may set length and style!"

 

[sineater]

OOC: I would like a five flag speed match

 

[sineater]

The Toymaster reachesinto his pocket and pulls out a toy Godzilla. He places it on the ground. Then steps back as the Godzilla toy starts to grow to a great size. Then it reaches down and picks up a hunk of the earth and tosses it at the Prophet.


The ferocious lizard appears with the labyrinth as it wracksthe Garden of Worship; scatters the chi of the star!

 

[Sollir Furryfoot]

"Calling from the depths of the Hells to do your work oh foul one!?!? I shall punish thee!!!!!!! In just one moment..." The prophet takes into hiding til the Godzilla-creature stops attacking, singing his praises and hoping for some sort of divine intervention.

The crab sings underneath the ocean; leaps over the energy of the tides!

 

[Kalanyr]

1 Flag Toymaker, 0 Prophet

"If this needs explanation, help you need"

 

[Sollir Furryfoot]

The claw sucker punches the cemetery and rides by the garden; dodges the punch of the sickle!

The vengeful prophet takes out a dagger and a club, "This is a holy club, with it, I shall smite you!" He then procedes to charge, dropping the club at the last second and running through his opponent with the dagger, "Ignorance is bliss, my child." He then continues to charge with his opponent impaled on the knife, seeking to ram him against the wall...