This is a Troll [meta-thread]

[Darrin Drader]

Sees that the thread has made its inevitable return, and adds inflamatory comments mocking the new round of posts.

 

[jdavis]

Call for flame thrower unit, this Troll is obviously immune to conventional weapons.

Plug my website, remember I don't have a website so I plug another website at random (come see my cool website: http://www.msn.com/ I am so cool............
) Secretly wish I had my own website.

Wonder if 1 billion typing monkeys were responsible for last Robert Jordan book? Mention cheese because monkeys were mentioned, mention that the D&D movie was "too cool for school", mention that it was all Skipper's fault they were trapped on the island in the first place, call for the removal of his sea-going charter license, tomatoes are neither fruit nor vegtable they are containers of pure evil that must be stopped, sand flavored cheesewiz didn't test good in market surveys.

Quit thread in a huff never to return, at least for a hour or so or until my name is mentioned or I feel like posting how angry I am and quiting the thread again.

Add mad smiley for dramatic effect

 

[Bendris Noulg]

Ramble on needlessly about following this flame fest from its very beginning and just plane and simply being tired of seeing it.

Berates everyone that has needlessly instigated it further, thus instigating it further myself.

Comment that I shouldn't have read it in the first place, since it was obviously a troll.

Quick prayer that the mods finally close this thread so the people I don't agree with (whom are obviously idiots) will finally shut up.

Compliment jonesy for the insightful sig.

 

[Kriskrafts]

States that the professor had the hots for the skipper, only because I want Maryann for myself.

Knowing that tomatoes are a fruit and not really a vegetable is a good start down the path of enlightenment. However, science can be legislated and lobbies for granite to be made an endangered species. Because you just never know.

Points out that Sherwood Schwartz was obviously wrong, just look around at these boards. And that 1 Billion monkeys typing randomly on keyboards will not statistically produce the combined works of Shakespear, again, just look around at these boards.

Thanks Eric's grandma for being just the way she is, don't ever change babe.

Takes delight that the thread lingers onward. Decides to ignore Tallarn's insult. Has long debate as to whether to quote baradtgnome or jdavis. Finally picks Barad only because he also lives in New England. Decides to comment on each of the above:

1. Comments that the professor only had the hots for inventing new stuff;

2. Agrees that granite should be put on the endangered species list, right after SuperModels who play AD&D;

3. Comments that the billion monkeys would eat a lot of bananas and make a lot of monkey poop, so it would be more economical to just go out and buy a copy of the combined works of Shakespear;

4. Comments on how funny it is that both Sherwood Schwarz and Shakespear are mentioned in the same general comment;

5. Agrees that Eric's grandma is a real babe, and should appear in next month's issue of PlayGrampy;

Concludes by making an obligatory comment about the original topic.

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

Tries to make tough talk about calling out Kriskrafts and making him defend himself in order to prolong this now incredibly stupid long and pointless thread, instead ends up looking more like a graceless buffoon who can't take a joke.

Departs, preparing mental battle strategies to prove once and for all why up is better than down.

 

[baradtgnome]

Wonder if 1 billion typing monkeys were responsible for last Robert Jordan book?

(tries not to spill the gasoline on himself)
No, but several billion reading monkeys are responible for it's sales count.
(he, he, he)

goes off to look for supermodels playing D&D...

 

[Clay_More]

Tries to hide the fact that I only read the first page of posts as well as the last by posting a message of such general uselessness that it would prove useless no matter which thread it was used as a response to (as opposed to the replies that hold such great wisdom that they should be interesting for people not originally interested in the post).

Makes this post extremely long by explaining into depth the further ramifications of the useless message, which was written in the form of a sage-quote, as to further emphasize its uselessness.

Looks down and notices that last post had something concerning monkeys posted. Tells lousy story about last time I was at Gibraltar and someone put a potato down my shirt that a monkey came and grabbed by putting its hand down there. Makes laughing smiley to emphasize lousyness of lousy story.

Begins to cry in front of keyboard, wondering why no one likes me. Gives up being diplomatic and writes last piece of post in hateful manner that carries excellent arguments, just not arguments that have anything to do with this thread, or the roleplaying community in general....

Edits Message for additional uselessness... will probably edit later again..... even though that fact is useless to readers...

Edits Message yet again. Makes comment to Bendris Noulg that his frequent use of the word "Flux" is lame

 

[Jack Daniel]

I MUST ANNOUNCE MY OPINION IN THE MOST OBNOXIOUS FONT POSSIBLE.

I then jump in and add my own overpowered alt.ranger, even though it takes up huge post space and has marginal relivance to the topic.

[color=silver]The Overpowered Ranger: An Extra-Wide Table Almost Certain to Render the Post Painful to Read and Render the Format of the Whole Thread Utterly Ruined
Lvl   Attack  Save  Special
1     +1      +2    Overpowered Ability, Shoehorned into Archery
2     +2      +3    Overpowered Ability
3     +3      +3    Overpowered Ability    
4     +4      +4    Overpowered Ability, Lack of Spells
5     +5      +4    Overpowered Ability   
6     +6      +5    Overpowered Ability
7     +7      +5    Overpowered Ability
8     +8      +6    Overpowered Ability
9     +9      +6    Overpowered Ability
10    +10     +7    Overpowered Ability
11    +11     +7    Overpowered Ability
12    +12     +8    Overpowered Ability
13    +13     +8    Overpowered Ability
14    +14     +9    Overpowered Ability
15    +15     +9    Overpowered Ability
16    +16     +10   Overpowered Ability
17    +17     +10   Overpowered Ability
18    +18     +11   Overpowered Ability
19    +19     +11   Overpowered Ability
20    +20     +12   Overpowered Ability
[/color]

Hit Points: Not enough.
Skill Points: Too many.
Aligment: I don't use that in my campaign.
Overpowered Ability: You get one at every level.
Shoehorned into Archery: Because I'm morally superior to people who shoehorn the ranger into two-weapon fighting.
Lack of Spells: Because I'm a better game designer than the writers of original D&D and AD&D.

I will now explain how by e-mailing this class into WotC, I expect it to appear in the 3.5 revision, as opposed to something the real game desingers are working on.

 

[Clay_More]

Responds by posting Alt. Ranger In Less Annoying Font, but Far More Annoying Table

The Overpowered Ranger Mk. 2
Lvl Attack Save Special1+1+2Overpowered Ability, Shoehorned into Divinity2+2+3Overpowered Ability3+3+3HideouslyOverpowered Ability4+4+4Overpowered Ability, Lack of Spells5+5+4Overpowered Ability6+6+5 Overpowered Ability7+7+5OverpoweredAbility8+8+6Overpowered Ability9 +9+6Overpowered Ability10+10+7Overpowered Ability11+11 +7Overpowered Ability12+12+8Overpowered Ability13+13 +8 Overpowered Ability14+14+9Overpowered Ability15+15 +9 Overpowered Ability16 +16 +10 Overpowered Ability
17 Overpowered Ability18+18 +11 19 +19 +11 Overpowered Ability20 +20 +12 Overpowered Ability

Same As Above. Gets Permanent Haste at lvl. 3
DR 50 / + Class Level

 

[Bendris Noulg]

Edits Message yet again. Makes comment to Bendris Noulg that his frequent use of the word "Flux" is lame

Derides people for being jealous of my own take on psionics, all the while trying to not come across more neurotic than Woody Allen.