Three Characteristic Behaviors Per Monster


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Especially since your response does nothing except prove that you couldn't be bothered to read the thread.

Troglodytes - Move around a lot when angry or frightened - it helps spread the stench from their musk. If parlaying with others, will often attribute the most authority to the worst-smelling member of a group. Particularly erudite Troglodytes will change their skin color in order to express feelings.
 


Saeviomagy said:
Especially since your response does nothing except prove that you couldn't be bothered to read the thread.

Yeah. I posted that one WAY at the start!

Evil geniuses with plans for world domination:
- Hold the world to ransom for ONE! MILLION! DOLLARS!
- Are adorably cute when indulging in gratuitous sadism
- Never spend quality time with their (cloned) offspring
 

A summary of further serious/usable responses:

Centaurs -- Always talk in terms of astrology. View any suggestion of riding them as deserving death. Eat both horse and human food for their two stomachs.

Medusa -- Hire models to "pose for a statue", keep cages of mice to feed their hair, decorate their lair with real statues as well as victims.

Ettins -- Argue between heads. Play "good cop, bad cop" (if they parlay at all). Heads fight over food like two dogs.

Ratlings (Nezumi, Skaven, etc.) -- Always sniffing, especially in a new place. Gnaw on wooden objects (spear shafts, staves, etc.) when bored. Attracted to glittering objects.

Yuan-Ti -- Taste air with tongue. Stare -- without blinking -- at people. Bob their heads.

Troglodytes -- Move around a lot when angry or frightened; it helps spread the stench from their musk. If parlaying, attribute the most authority to the worst-smelling member of a group. Change skin color in order to express feelings.
 
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Kung fu masters:
- Determine the names of their maneuvers at random, but keep it a secret
- Suffer occasional loss of gyro control when making huge leaps
- Have subtitles running in a marquee over their head when they speak (or worse, their lips move out of sync with their words)
 

Swashbucklers:
- Get confused over whether they're right- or left-handed
- Swoon at the sight of an attractive member of the appropriate sex (hi Angelsboi!)
- Run up huge bills at the best restaurants (mostly from broken glassware), but never pay them
 

Barbarians from the untamed frontier:
- Never bathe
- Insist that towns are smelly
- Apply the baby oil for that bronzed he-man look first thing in the morning
 

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