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			Oh, good god, yes.  Please sir, may I have some more?  Hmmm, alternately:
"Think ye that this will grant all which you desire?  It may not end as ye wish.  I could tell ye the tale of a young woman many years ago who acted as ye.  A woman who found herself tied by fate to the object of her murderous greed and bound to its wishes.  I ask ye, then -- would ye take her place?  If ye would then swing true -- I tire of this curse."
		
		
	 
Fighter: "Sorc, detect magic on her, if you please."
Sorceror: "Uh, yeah.  Magic.  Strong magic.  Necromancy.  Hey..."
Fighter: "OK, so tell us about this curse thing.  What happens if someone jumps off a cliff, kills you on the way down, and then dies on impact?  Does the curse die with him?"
DM: "...Uhh..."
Gypsy: "Why, would ye know the details of the evil that vexes me?  Has pity at my plight stayed your hands?"
Fighter: "Oh, no, we're still going to kill you on general principle.  But we've found that we can reap great rewards from helping people achieve certain difficult and complicated ends."
Gypsy: "Do these ends include not dying?"
Fighter: "Those ends we don't help with, as a matter of fact."
Gypsy: "Then listen well, that I may have the satisfaction of seeing the object of my ruin laid low, even as I take my own last breath."
Fighter: "That's the spirit!"
Gypsy: "Yes.  Go north for three days, to the Barrow of the Forgotten Dooms-"
Fighter: "Sorcy, take notes."
*Later, in the domain of the Raven Queen*
Ghost of Fighter: "So, in retrospect, we should stop taking quests from people after we tell them we're going to kill them."
Sorceror: "Yeah.  Let's go with that."