“Now continuing on to our second quarterfinal match of the CR 1 edition of the Tournament of Champions! This match features the best of the Chaotic Good forces against the best of the Lawful Evil forces.”
Making his way into the arena and starting at position 115N115E, this combatant measures 1 foot 6 inches tall and weighs 8 pounds. He has a record of zero wins, zero losses, and one draw in the main battle, fighting valiantly with Neutral’s scary krenshar. This bloodless creature was created by the half-elf arcane trickster Ziz. Ziz is also famous for …… uhhhhhhhhh, ask him yourself! He’s right up there in the stands, in the first row to your right. Anyway, representing the forces of Chaotic Good, please welcome the homunculus Heiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinrich!”
Heinrich the Bloodless enters to the wild cheers of the Chaotic Good faction of the audience. He is a vaguely humanoid form, but with tiny wings that span about two feet. His skin looks rough and warty, and he has a mouth full of needlelike teeth.
“Now making his way into the arena and starting at position 0N0E, this combatant measures 5 feet 11 inches tall and weighs 146 pounds. He is a former Hall of Famer in the main battle, with a record of one win, zero losses, and one draw. In his draw, he faced the formidable nixie (snicker). He also hails from the plane of Acheron, but he assures me that in no way is he related to that loser Benedict. Representing the forces of Lawful Evil, please welcome the bladeling Bobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb!”
The polite applause of the Lawful Evil faction welcome Bob the Bladeling as he is shoved into the arena by his superiors. The xenophobic creature's purple eyes flash with hatred towards all the creatures in the arena and the gallery. His dull, spine-covered, metallic skin showing the scars of many battles, he bares a mouthful of pointy black teeth and draws a
wicked-looking longsword. Just audible to the scrying-bots is a low cockney grumble: "Who needs a shave?"
Psybo communicates telepathically to the two combatants. “Bob, remember my private instructions to you earlier. Heinrich will have the initiative in the first round unless the Chaotic Good representative tells me otherwise.”
