“We will now resume our first quarterfinal match featuring the best of the Lawful Neutral forces against the best of the Chaotic Neutral forces.”
Making his way into the western side of the arena, this combatant measures 5 feet tall and has no appreciable weight. He is undefeated with a record of one win, zero losses, and one draw. His draw came against Neutral’s six-headed pyrohydra. Representing the forces of Lawful Neutral, please welcome the unbodied Moussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssse!”
A mongrelfolk-sized, glowing, white, disembodied brain floats into the arena and takes its position. Mouse declares to the arena through the power of its mind, "I plan on doing today the same thing I plan on doing every day: take over the world."
“And now making its way into the eastern side of the arena, this combatant measures 5 feet 5 inches tall and weighs 60 pounds. Its counterpart, Keanu Reeves, had a record of one win, one loss, and zero draws in the main battle. It defeated a Midgard dwarf and lost to a smilodon. Representing the forces of Chaotic Neutral, please welcome the dusanu Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaris Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllltonnnnnnnnnnnnn!”
The hoots and hollers of the Chaotic Neutral faction welcome Paris Hilton’s entrance. This man-sized, skeletal creature wears nothing but a tattered cloak. Its strange eyes shine with a flickering blue light. Every crevice of its yellowing, bony form is encrusted with mold, and the foul air around it reeks of wet fungus. There's no mistaking this disgusting creature as the queen of the celebutantes.
Psybo communicates telepathically to the two combatants. “Mouse, you will have initiative in the first round. Paris, you will select the starting positions.”