I said, "Where in the rules is the distinction between "holding a weapon" and "wielding a weapon" made?"
Hypersmurf said:
It needs to be made, or anyone with a shield suffers TWF penalties.
This is
not true, except under your model. The distinction (which doesn't actually exist) is only necessary because of the way you read TWF. (In other words, under your model, you have to create a new rule.)
Under
my model, if the guy with the shield doesn't want the option of attacking with it, he simply doesn't. If he does want the option of attacking with it, he takes the TWF penalties from the beginning of his full attack action.
I said, "In your model, it is impossible for a 1st-level fighter to attack, judge the effects, then quick-draw his shortsword and attack. In your model, it is impossible to do something permitted by the general rules of D&D combat."
Hypersmurf said:
But it's not impossible. The fighter can be 'wielding a second weapon with his off-hand' by considering his unarmed strike an off-hand weapon. He thus takes the penalty on his longsword attack, and then (since he's 'fighting this way' and is allowed an extra attack with an off-hand weapon) can quickdraw his shortsword and attack.
So now, under your model, a guy has to "wield" his
own hand, if he wants to use that hand to later draw a shortsword. Yet another rule you've been forced to create because you insist on reading the TWF rules incorrectly, right?
Hypersmurf said:
Rght. So we need to allow that 'wielding a weapon that may be used for off-hand attacks' - whether it be bladed boots, or spiked armor, or an unarmed strike, or whatever - fulfils the requirement of 'wielding a weapon in your off-hand', even if the off-hand weapon is not actually in one's physical off-hand.
Yet another rule you've been forced to create.
Seriously, wouldn't it be simpler to consider the possibility that your reading of TWF is incorrect?
Hypersmurf said:
I don't really have an issue with that, as long as one accepts that wielding two weapons automatically preserves the opportunity to make an off-hand attack, and if you don't wish that opportunity preserved, you have to not-wield-two-weapons.
Holy cow.
Hypersmurf said:
It's a very black-and-white statement - when you wield a second weapon in your off-hand, you can make an extra off-hand attack.
Well, yeah, it's a very black-and-white argument until you start getting into all the rules you have to break or create to make it work properly.
I'm simply flabbergasted that your position is that if a character wields an off-hand weapon (or his own fist, or a two-bladed sword), he
must take TWF penalties, even if he has absolutely no intention of fighting two-handed.
I said, "Under your model, a 1st-level fighter can't attack with his longsword, then draw -- not quick-draw and attack, just draw, as a move action -- his shortsword."
Hypersmurf said:
Why, certainly he can... as long as he isn't wielding both of them. I have no problem with his wielding a longsword and holding a shortsword, or vice versa. But wielding both would incur TWF penalties.
So I'll ask again. Where is this distinction between "holding a weapon" and "wielding a weapon" in the rules? You're simply creating it, right? Because in order for your TWF model to make sense, the rule has to exist, right?
I said, "It is impossible to do something clearly permitted by the D&D rules."
Hypersmurf said:
If it's impossible under my 'model', being my interpretation of the D&D rules, it isn't 'clearly permitted' by those rules, surely?
It is clearly permitted by every other aspect of the rules except those you're interpreting. Then suddenly, under your interpretation, it no longer works.
I said, "You can't wield a non-IUS fist, after all, or threaten squares with it..."
Hypersmurf said:
Why can't you wield it? You can't threaten squares with it, any more than you can with a whip... but you can wield a whip.
Actually, it doesn't even matter if you can wield it, although the definition of "wield" suggests you can't. It doesn't matter because even if you
can wield it, it's
not a weapon. And under your model, it's "wielding a weapon" that permits the off-hand attack. Right?
Hypersmurf said:
If it's available to attack with, it is wielded.
Show me this rule in D&D. Is this another rule you're creating to make your model work?