Ultimate Death Match!

[Goldmoon]

Firearms are the great equalizer. lol

No doubt. Without them, I'd probably lose every fight.

 

[Relique du Madde]

Alright. Now that I have a new wireless router, I'll having to go through this, update and then get the MADNESS ROLLING!

I'm going to have each fight last 72 hours. I"ll post the specifics later today.

 

[Goldmoon]

Alright. Now that I have a new wireless router, I'll having to go through this, update and then get the MADNESS ROLLING!

I'm going to have each fight last 72 hours. I"ll post the specifics later today.

Were all assumed to be at full strength yes? My reloading time has slowed thanks to my two broken fingers.

 

[Jdvn1]

Can I nominate Doogie Howser to be the medic for after the death match?

 

[Relique du Madde]

Gold Moon, It's assumed that all combatants are in perfect health and at their prime and most bad ass.

Can I nominate Doogie Howser to be the medic for after the death match?

::Thinks:: He might not be as bad assed as some other tv doctors, but he was Dr. Horrible so yes.


Here are the contestants!!!

Men's Ultimate Death Match!!

GROUP A - OFFICIALLY OVER
1. Ash (Army of Darkness)
2. Blackbeard
3. Hulk Hogan
4. Maximus Decimus Meridius
5. Mike Lowrey (from Badboys)
6. Frank Martin (from the Transporter)
7. Chuck Norris
8. Batman
9. Lone Wolf
10. "Dirty" Harry Callahan

GROUP B MATCH ENDED DUE TO VOTING IRREGULARITIES!
11. B.A. Baracas (from the A-Team)
12. James Bond
13. Indiana Jones
14. Teal'c (Star Gate SG-1)
15. John Rambo
16. King Koopa (from Super Mario Brother's the Movie)
17. Victor Kruger/The Kurgan (from The Highlander)
18. Jules Winnfield (Pulp Fiction)
19. Ian Pascoe (from Time Cop tv series)
20. Arnold Schwarzenegger as Conan the Barbarian


GROUP C VOTING ENDS 2-12
21. Marv from Sin City
22. John McClane
23. Steven Segal
24. The Rock DISQUALIFIED!
25. Westley (from Ppincess Bride)
26. Jean-Claude Van Damme DISQUALIFIED!
27. El Santo (masked wrestling hero)
28. Noah "HGR" Bennet
29. El Mariachi (from Once Apon a Time In Mexico)
30. Dolf Lundgren as Frank Castle from the Punisher
*GUEST REFEREE* Paul Blart (Paul Blart: Mall Cop) DISQUALIFIED!

GROUP D
31. Ares, God of War (from Xena w/o "God Powers")
32. Jack Bauer
33. MacGyver
34. Snake Plissken (from Escape from New York)
35. Vilos Cohaagen ( from Total Recall)
36. Paul Sarone (from Andaconda)
37. Mel Gibson as William Wallace (Brave Heart)
38. Jaws (from Goldfinger)
39. Odd Job
40. Vin Diesel as Xander Cage


Women's Ultimate Death Match AKA the Cat Fight From Hell!!

GROUP A - OFFICIALLY OVER
1. Xena
2. Charly Baltimore (from The Long kiss Goodnight)
3. Chun-Li
4. Starbuck (BSG:TNS)
5. Olivia Donovan (Fringe).


GROUP B MATCH DUE TO VOTING IRREGULARITIES
6. Callisto from Xena
7. Goldmoon*
8. Faith the Vampire Slayer
9. Sarah Walker (from Chuck)
10. Mila Jovovich as Alice from Resident Evil

GROUP C
11. Electra
12. Gabrielle (from Xena)
13. Teyla Emmagan (Stargate Atlantis)
14. Ripley from Aliens
15. Linda Hamilton as Sarah Conner

GROUP D
16. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
17. The Bride (from Kill Bill)
18. Joan Marie Laurer ( the female wrestler 'Chyna')
19. Catwoman
20. Lara Croft

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Its DEATH MATCH! That means no survivors. No medic needed; they can't help the dead.

 

[Relique du Madde]

Its DEATH MATCH! That means no survivors. No medic needed; they can't help the dead.

In the end there is only one survivor... However... before there can be one winner each group must have some survivors (so they may battle it out in further rounds)..

 

[Aeson]

In the end there is only one survivor... However... before there can be one winner each group must have some survivors (so they may battle it out in further rounds)..

So we need Greg House to be the medic.

 

[Relique du Madde]

Paul Blart from Paul Blart: Mall Cop will be added to Group C as a guest referee. That is, as a guest referee in the Pro Wrestling sense.

In other words, he's joining into the battle as an unofficial combatant since he's so pitifually badass that he just might win (due to being the ultimate underdog).

 

[Relique du Madde]

I'm concluding the Group A matches.

The next set of matches will have public results.