Ultimate Death Match!

[Relique du Madde]

Gyrtrash, or what ever your name is, I hope you read this, but I know most likely you wont.

I want to know what do you get out of crapping on people's fun? Don't think we don't know all those Ghostbuster names aren't you because I'm pretty sure that everyone who read the vote tallies knew you it was you. Seriously, how stupid do you think we are? Sure you could have gotten away with it my talking to yourself in the hive for those 5 minutes (to your ghostbuther themed brother) but as soon as you started voting onto the polls using more than two Ghostbuster names, your gig was up.

What kind of perverse pleasure does a troll like yourself get from did ruining everyone else's cathartic attempts at decreasing work productivity and elevating boredom? Are you so boorish that it you thought you could get away with it? Sure, you may have gotten away with it about 15 years ago when the internet was still young and everyone had to log into GEnie, Prodigy, Sierra Online, or onto a LAN BBS at 14.4k bps, but this in this era of the web what you did only comes out as being uninspired, sophomoric and trite. (I weep for the future of the world).

Next time when you try to ruin someone's fun, do not do it with 10 screen names which were all signed up within 24 hours of each other. Also, be more creative then using names that all originate from the same source material.

 

[Library Ghost]

Probably because they couldn't get away with thread crapping in the main boards.

Let me state for the record that I am a friend of Gytrash's. He sent us (gaming group members) out invites to enworld. Since we regularly play in the Ghostbusters universe and therefore use screen names appropriate to our characters (most of the time). It may look like your votes have been tampered with, but in fact they haven't.

We are all different people. All in the same gaming group. You can choose not to believe me but I am telling the truth.

 

[Relique du Madde]

Let me state for the record that I am a friend of Gytrash's. He sent us (gaming group members) out invites to enworld. Since we regularly play in the Ghostbusters universe and therefore use screen names appropriate to our characters (most of the time). It may look like your votes have been tampered with, but in fact they haven't.

We are all different people. All in the same gaming group. You can choose not to believe me but I am telling the truth.

If what you say is true then I apologize. It just looks fishy that 6+ people with Ghostbuster themed names all appear in the span of one day on Enworld when they themselves are not taking part in a Ghostbuster's PbP over in "Playing the Game".

Sure, if the members of your group (hypothetical or not) did it for "recognizably" between people in your "group" why not just have everyone post using a specific format that includes their character's name rather then characters from Ghostbusters movies? If I played Irene Spellman from the Westchester branch of GBI I'd rather post as GB_Irene or GB_ISpellman then Dana Berret or Genine Melnitz. People on ENworld tend to recognize that people who post under name which uses an acronym_ name tend to be linked (ie wizo_ or wotc_ for wotc employees) and often less suspicious. But anyways, who cares?

Now, in the case that what you said isn't true, then at least own up to it now that you are called out. Spinning one lie on top of an other is just a waste off energy and time. People on ENWorld tend to value honesty and would have more respect for you if you did own up. But, no matter what, in the long run, people probably won't care about it (hell I don't) or remember it in several week (I won't). There are more important things in this world to care about then a set of ruined polls.

 

[Relique du Madde]

OFFICIAL RESULTS

Men's Ultimate Death Match!!
GROUP A - COMPLETED
1. Ash (Army of Darkness)
2. Blackbeard
3. Hulk Hogan
4. Maximus Decimus Meridius
5. Mike Lowrey (from Badboys)
6. Frank Martin (from the Transporter)
7. Chuck Norris
8. Batman
9. Lone Wolf
10. "Dirty" Harry Callahan

MEN'S ULTIMATE DEATH MATCH REDUX 1 [ Blood Tropics ] - COMPLETED
1. John Rambo (Rambo)
2. Ian Pascoe (from Time Cop tv series)
3. Victor Kruger (from The Highlander)
4. Arnold Schwarzenegger as Conan the Barbarian
5. Ares, God of War (from Xena: Warrior Princess) [ w/o God Powers ]
6. Paul Sarone (from Andaconda)
7. Mel Gibson as William Wallace (Brave Heart)
8. Westley (from Princess Bride)
9. Frank Castle (from the Punisher)
10. Captain Hector Barbarossa (from Pirates of the Caribbean) [ uncursed ]

MENS ULTIMATE DEATH MATCH [ Shadow Government Shakedown ] Completed
1. King Koopa (from Super Mario Brother's the Movie)
2. Sean Conney as James Bond
3. Noah "HRG" Bennet (from Heroes)
4. Jack Bauer (from 24)
5. Xander Cage (from XXX)
6. John McClane (from Die Hard)
7. Dr. Henry "Indiana" Jones (from Indiana Jones)
8. Snake Plissken (from Escape from New York)
9. Jules Winnfield (Pulp Fiction)
10. El Mariachi (from Once Apon a Time In Mexico)


Women's Ultimate Death Match
GROUP A - COMPLETED
1. Xena
2. Charly Baltimore (from The Long kiss Goodnight)
3. Chun-Li
4. Starbuck (BSG:TNS)
5. Olivia Donovan (Fringe).




WOMENS ULTIMATE DEATH MATCH REDUX 1 [Cat Fight From Hell] COMPLETED
1. Teyla Emmagan (Stargate Atlantis)
2. Elektra (from Elektra)
3. Joan Marie Laurer (the female wrestler 'Chyna')
4. Catwoman (from Batman Returns) Runner UP
5. Gabrielle (from Xena) [Before her ascension]
6. Sarah Walker (from Chuck)


WOMENS ULTIMATE DEATH MATCH [ Melted Steel Gun Bunny Edition] Completed
1. Lara Croft (from Tomb Raider) Runner Up
2. Ripley (from Aliens )
3. Sarah Conner (from Terminator)
4. Mila Jovovich as Alice (from Resident Evil [w/o infection])
5. Goldmoon (ENWorld Poster, Amazon Warrior, Marksmen)
6. Heather Gummer (Tremors)

Due to the suspected vote tempering I will be ending hostilities and I will be reorganizing the future matches a little for round one. The redux matches will have combatants classified by ranged fighters or melee fighters. Fighters who are equally skilled in both combat forms maybe assigned to either grouping (to make sure that there are equal number. of combatants in each group.

The next round will also have public voting and only member votes will be counted. So if someone has twenty vote and I only see three members voting for him/her I will only count those three votes.

I will also be accepting new submissions for the women's tournament.

PLEASE lets make this next set of matches count, so no funny stuff.

The Ultimate Death Match will resume this weekend!


MENS ULIMATE DEATHMATCH [ Not-so-quiet Riot ] COMPLETED
1. El Santo (masked wrestling hero)
2. B.A. Baracas (from the A-Team)
3. The Rock (wrestler)
4. Marv from Sin City
5. Jean-Claude Van Damme
6. Steven Segal
7. Jaws (from Goldfinger)
8. Angus MacGyver (from MacGyver)
9. Odd Job (from Goldfinger)
10. Teal'c (Star Gate SG-1)

[sblock="MENS ULTIMATE DEATH MACH: Round 1 Winners"]
1. Ash (from Army of Darkness) [Versatile]
2. Chuck Norris [Melee]
3. Batman [Versatile ]
4. John Rambo [ versatile ]
5. Ares, God of War (from Xena: Warrior Princess) [ w/o God Powers ] [melee]
6. Westley (from Princess Bride) [melee]
7. Dr. Henry "Indiana" Jones (from Indiana Jones) [versatile]
8. Snake Plissken (from Escape from New York) [versatile]
9. King Koopa (from Super Mario Brother's the Movie) [versatile]
10 .Jaws (from Goldfinger) [melee]
11. Teal'c (Star Gate SG-1) [w/o go'uld] [versatile]
12. Jean-Claude Van Damme [melee]
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WOMENs ULTIMATE DEATH MATCH [ Dancing with Ninja Stars ] ends 2-19
1. Shu-lien (from Croutching Tiger, Hidden Dragon)
2. Buffy the Vampire Slayer (from Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
3. Faith the Vampire Slayer (from Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
4. Amanda Darieux (Highlander: The Raven)
5. The Bride (from Kill Bill)
6. Callisto (from Xena) [without God Powers]

WOMEN'S ULTIMATE DEATH MATCH [ Battle At Death's Door ]
1. River Tam (from Firefly:Serenity) [w/o psychic abilities] [versatile]
2. Trinity (from the Matrix) [w/o "Matrix Enhancements"] [ Versatile ]
3. Lara Croft (from Tomb Raider) [ranged]
4. Catwoman (from Batman Returns) [melee]
5. Amanda Darieux (Highlander: The Raven) [melee]

[sblock="WOMENS ULTIMATE DEATH MATCH: Round 1 Winners" ]
1. Xena (from Xena Warrior Princess)[melee]
2. Chun-Li (from Street Fighter [Live Action Movie]) [ versatile]
3. Teyla Emmagan (Stargate Atlantis) [versitile]
4. Elektra (from Elektra) [melee]
5. Ripley (from Aliens ) [versatile]
6. Sara Connor (from Terminator 2) [versatile]
7. Buffy the Vampire Slayer (from Buffy the Vampire Slayer) [melee]
8. Callisto (from Xena) [without God Powers] [melee]
9. Lara Croft (from Tomb Raider) [ranged]
10. Amanda Darieux (Highlander: The Raven) [melee]

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[Klatu Barada Necktie]

Relique, here are some females for your consideration:

01. Saffron Burrows as Dr. Susan McCallister (Deep Blue Sea) [Verstile]

02. Jamie Lee Curtis as Laurie Strode (Halloween: 20 Years Later) [Melee]

03. Elizabeth Gracen as Amanda Darieux (Highlander: The Raven) [Melee]

04. Reba McEntire as Heather Gummer (Tremors) [Versatile]

05. Reese Witherspoon as Vanessa Lutz (Freeway) [Melee]

 

[Relique du Madde]

Relique, here are some females for your consideration:

01. Saffron Burrows as Dr. Susan McCallister (Deep Blue Sea)

02. Jamie Lee Curtis as Laurie Strode (Halloween: 20 Years Later)

03. Elizabeth Gracen as Amanda Darieux (Highlander: The Raven)

04. Reba McEntire as Heather Gummer (Tremors)

05. Reese Witherspoon as Vanessa Lutz (Freeway)

Oh.. don't forget to mention what their specialty would be. Ie are they versatile fighters, melee or ranged.

 

[Klatu Barada Necktie]

Oh.. don't forget to mention what their specialty would be. Ie are they versatile fighters, melee or ranged.

Done!

 

[Goldmoon]

Put me down as versitle as well. I'm not an expert in melee combat but my hand-to-hand skills are pretty good and I'm getting better with my knife.

 

[Relique du Madde]

Goldmoon,
After watching First Blood last night, here is one question: Have you ever thread stitched yourself?

 

[Goldmoon]

Goldmoon,
After watching First Blood last night, here is one question: Have you ever thread stitched yourself?

No, I am not the squad's medic. I have recieved stiches (4) in the field however.