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Legend
A Buh....No a BOMB....But that's not important right now....Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb.
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A Buh....No a BOMB....But that's not important right now....Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb.
My new PC is Otto the Autognome, an aberrant mind sorcerer. He was built as a bartender on the Rock of Bral. In the performance of his duties, he was infected with a "virus" that awakened his mind to the infinite possibilities of the multiverse. He ran away aboard a spelljammer, eventually finding his way to Toril.As for my avatar: I used to have a picture of Pukunui (among other things). Currently, I've got a picture of Sam Vimes from Discworld - the inspiration for my most recent PC, Hannibal, the crossbow-wielding, cigar-smoking veteran of the Last War I've been playing in a long-running Eberron campaign. We'll be starting a new campaign soon, and I'll swap out my avatar for an illustration of my new PC once that's been determined.
I remember when GitP forums were massive and people would regularly make avatars for each other! Those were the days...As I wrote 22 years ago, my user name is simple my given name. Well, technically my second given name...
And my avatar is a Fighter version of me in OOTS style. I have been doing avatars in OOTS style for too much time too
Damn, I feel old now...
Disney's Robin Hood is far, far better than it has any right to be. There's a YouTube video essay about it, and the nature of legends, and the entire cinematic history of Robin Hood and how everyone keeps screwing it up in the decades since Disney nailed it, and despite being nearly FORTY-SEVEN minutes long I've watched it multiple times. It's a really poetic and insightful piece.I couldn't decide on an avatar at first, and that at some point I found a Lego Robin Hood/Archer which seemed fine. And then I saw there was an actual freaking Disney one - so I ordered that and switched. It isn't an all time great movie, it isn't my highest rated Disney movie - but it holds a special place in my heart.
How did you like Streets of Fire?I'm looking forward to finding out, I'm going to a screening in two weeks.
For many years the Elder Isles were ruled from Castle Haidion at Lyonesse Town, until Olam III, son of Fafhion Long Nose, removed the seat of government to Falu Ffail at Avallon, taking with him the sacred throne Evandig and the great table Cairbra an Meadhan, ‘the Board of Notables’, and the source of a whole cycle of legends.
Upon the death of Olam III, the Elder Isles entered upon a time of troubles. The Ska, having been expelled from Ireland, settled on the island Skaghane, where they rebuffed all attempts to dislodge them. Goths ravaged the coast of Dahaut, sacking the Christian monastery on Whanish Isle, sailing their longboats up the Cambermouth as far as Cogstone Head, from which they briefly menaced Avallon itself. A dozen princelings vied for power, shedding muchblood, wreaking much grief and bereavement, exhausting theland, and in the end achieving nothing, so that the Elder Isles became a patchwork of eleven kingdoms, each at odds with all the rest.
Audry I, King of Dahaut, never abandoned his claim to sovereignty over all the Elder Isles, citing his custody of the throne Evandig as basis for his assertion. His claim was angrily challenged, especially by King Phristan of Lyonesse, who insisted that Evandig and Cairbra an Meadhan were his own rightful property, wrongfully sequestered by Olam III. He named Audry I traitor and caitiff; in the end the two realms went to war. At the climactic battle of Orm Hill the two sides succeeded only in exhausting each other. Both Phristan and Audry I were killed, and finally the remnants of the two great armies straggled sadly away from the bloody field.
Audry II became king of Dahaut and Casmir I was the new king of Lyonesse. Neither abandoned the ancient claims, and peace between the two realms was thereafter fragile and tentative. So went the years, with tranquillity only a memory. In the Forest of Tantrevalles halfings, trolls, ogres and others less easily defined, bestirred themselves and performed evil deeds which no one dared punish; magicians no longer troubled to mask their identities, and were solicited by rulers for aid in the conduct of temporal policy.
The magicians devoted ever more time to sly struggles and baneful intrigue, to the effect that a goodly number had already been expunged. The sorcerer Sartzanek was one of the chief offenders; he had destroyed the magician Coddefutby means of a purulence, and Widdefut through the Spell of Total Enlightenment. In retaliation, a cabal of Sartzanek’senemies compressed him into an iron post which they emplaced at the summit of Mount Agon. Sartzanek’s scionTamurello took refuge at his manse Faroli, deep within the Forest of Tantrevalles and there protected himself by dint of careful magic.
That further events of this sort might be avoided, Murgen,most potent of the magicians, issued his famous edict, forbidding magicians employment in the service of temporal rulers, inasmuch as such activity must inevitably bring magicians into new conflicts with each other, to the danger of all.
Two magicians, Snodbeth the Gay, so-called for his jingling bells, ribbons and merry quips, and Grundle of Shaddarlost, were brash enough to ignore the edict, and each suffered a severe penalty for his presumption. Snodbeth was nailed into a tub to be devoured by a million small black insects; Grundle awoke from his sleep to find himself in a dismal region at the back of the star Achernar, among geysers of molten sulphur and clouds of blue fume; he too failed to survive.
Although the magicians were persuaded to restraint, travail and dissension elsewhere were rife. Celts who had been placidly settled in the Daut province Fer Aquila became inflamed by bands of Goidels from Ireland; they slaughtered all the Dauts they could find, elevated a burly cattle-thief named Meorghan the Bald to the kingship and renamed the land Godelia, and the Dauts were unable to recapture their lost province.
Years passed. One day, almost by chance, Murgen made a startling discovery, which caused him such vast consternation that for days he sat immobile, staring into space. By degrees his resolution returned and at last he set himself to a program which, if successful, would slow and finally halt the momentum of an evil destiny.
The effort preoccupied Murgen’s energies and all but eliminated the joy in his life.
The better to guard his privacy, Murgen set out barriers of dissuasion along the approaches to Swer Smod, and, further, appointed a pair of demoniac gatekeepers, the better to turn back obstinate visitors; Swer Smod thereupon became a place of silence and gloom.
Murgen at last felt the need for some sort of alleviation. For this reason he brought into existence a scion, so that he might, in effect, live two existences in tandem. The scion, Shimrod, was created with great care, and was by no means a replica of Murgen, either in appearance or in temperament. Perhaps the differences were larger than Murgen had intended, since Shimrod’s disposition was at times a trifle too easy, so that it verged on the frivolous: a condition which was at discord with current conditions at Swer Smod. Murgen, nevertheless, cherished his scion and trained him in the skills of life and the arts of magic.
In the end Shimrod became restless and with Murgen’s blessing he departed Swer Smod in all good cheer. For a period Shimrod wandered the Elder Isles as a vagabond,sometimes posing as a peasant, more often as a peregrine knight in search of romantic adventure.
Shimrod at last settled into the manse Trilda on Lally Meadow, a few miles into the Forest of Tantrevalles."
How did you like Streets of Fire?