Ovinomancer
No flips for you!
So, curiously, what in the actual rules of 5e prevents a high-DEX Mr. Magoo type character? Would that same rule (if you can show it exists) prevent a drunken master type character, doing essentially the same things?If you haven't read the rule book, then you probably haven't been playing the actual game. I mean, how would you even know?
You're playing your own game, and there's nothing wrong with that, but it isn't the game in question.