Weird Times Square Toilets

[Jesus_marley]

Next time I'm in NYC I'm so going there. Even though, like most proper New Yorkers, I can't really stand Times Square.

Better be quick about it.... a friend of mine in NY says it's only there for the holidays.

 

[LightPhoenix]

Well, I don't care that much to make a special trip for it, especially a special trip to Times Square.

It's not that Times Square is bad, per se. It's just touristy, and there's the rest of Manhattan, and the other boroughs, and most of it gets overlooked. Not to mention it's rediculously expensive, and traffic there sucks.

 

[Mycanid]

There are actually TWO New Orcs ... I mean Yorks.

New York City (a world unto itself) and New York State (everything OTHER than NYC).

Must admit though ... I also initially read it as "Wierd times ... square toilets". I was so puzzled that I put off even looking into the thread until now.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I can see it now, "Come to toilet world, the crappiest place on earth!"

Nah, they'd call it Crapalot, with attractions featuring songs by "The Knights of the Brown Table"

 

[LightPhoenix]

"Sir Crapsalot, please pull up your tights!"

 

[jaerdaph]

Urinetown, the Musical!

One of my favorite Broadway shows in recent memory.

 

[Ambrus]

I'd be tempted to out-do the staff after I'd exited my bathroom; make a total a$$ of myself by strutting about as if I'd just scored the winning touchdown at the Superbowl, throwing the goat, jumping and twirling about. I'd insist on high-fives from everyone and I might even try going back in for a few encores. I'd be the best crapper EVAR!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Just as long as you don't take a personal foul by spiking something at one of the attendants.

 

[BOZ]

I can see it now, "Come to toilet world, the crappiest place on earth!"

Olaf the Stout

my wife gets a kick out of playing this game and putting in nothing but outhouses, and laughing hysterically as the patrons leave in frustration.