What drink should I try?

[Herschel]

PBR man!
You must drink the Pabst Blue Ribbon!
It's awesome!

.....if you're 87 and drive a tractor. Of course the cityfolk version drinks Old Style.

 

[Kramodlog]

.....if you're 87 and drive a tractor.

What if he likes 87 years old? And drove a pick up?

 

[Zombie_Babies]

I thought you were referring to like grape-flavored philly blunts or some crap like that.

Hells no, man. You oughtta know my snobbery better than that!

.....if you're 87 and drive a tractor.

Tee hee!

 

[Herschel]

What if he likes 87 years old? And drove a pick up?

Urban/rural hybrid? Schlitz

 

[Robin Hoodlum]

What if he likes 87 years old? And drove a pick up?

She was 63, not 87! And she was built like someone half her age!
*shakes fist*

Aw, you're just jelly.

 

[Zombie_Babies]

She was 63, not 87! And she was built like someone half her age!
*shakes fist*

Aw, you're just jelly.

Not us. Her bones, though? Yeah, they were probably jelly.

 

[Robin Hoodlum]

Not us. Her bones, though? Yeah, they were probably jelly.

 

[Homicidal_Squirrel]

She was 163, not 87! And she was built like someone half her age!
*shakes fist*

She had no teeth and could only eat jell-0.

Fixed that for you.

 

[Robin Hoodlum]

Fixed that for you.

*shakes fist*
(that's funny though)