What I Realized When Watching Rudolph...

[ssampier]

QUERY: Which reindeer is gay? Dasher, Dancer, or Prancer?

Prancer?

 

[Rl'Halsinor]

"From each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs."

Yep, that whole North Pole settlement is a commune. Commie pinko reindeer: all of them are equal, but the black nosed ones are more equal.

The elf union is slacking, by the way. Lousy medical coverage, and no dental until Herbie came along? Work 364 days a year, forced to wear a uniform and always be cheerful? Fire the union reps!

I think it all started going downhill when the elves read the book "It Takes a Village" not realizing the communist-socialist pinko trappings desguised as reason.

 

[Zander]

Santa really is a nasty old man. When I was a kid my mother took me to see Santa and he called her a "HO"! And not just once but THREE times!!!

LOL

Have a great Christmas, José.

 

[Zander]

And can you contest Santa's judgment if he thinks you're naughty and you disagree?

If you're American, you can sue him. And his elves. And his reindeers, especially that red-nosed one. Hell, while you're at it, go for punitives!

The judge might not think you're very nice though which is self-defeating. But it's worth a try.

PS. Don't forget to sue Mrs Claus too even though she's got nothing to do with this and doesn't really exist anyway.

 

[Ranger REG]

PS. Don't forget to sue Mrs Claus too even though she's got nothing to do with this and doesn't really exist anyway.

There is a Mrs. Claus. Or there will be, once Anna Nicole Smith find out where North Pole is.

 

[jaerdaph]

LOL

Have a great Christmas, José.

Same to you, man! And safe travels!