What I Realized When Watching Rudolph...

[horacethegrey]

1) Santa and Rudolph are communists (Santa's "elves" spend 365 days of the year building counterfit toys in an attempt to subvert capitalist economies).

Not only that, but the Big Red Guy is an arms dealer as well! Watch The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe for details.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Sometimes you guys over analyze stuff....

 

[Ranger REG]

Sometimes you guys over analyze stuff....

Trust me, you do not want to know what I think about the Three Wise Men/Kings.

 

[Brogarn]

Good call, Ranger. I'm 35 and have been going through a bit of childhood nostalgia this season, watching the various Christmas shows from when I was a kid. This was on the other night and I switched the channel right after Santa looked down his nose at Rudolph's. For a guy who's supposed to base his entire list on "naught and nice" he sure seemed discriminatory against those who were also "different".

Nostalgia died that night. *sniff*

I'll say one thing, though. The cartoon "Grinch Who Stole Christmas" is still the hands down best of the bunch. I have yet to outgrow that one.

 

[qstor]

But wouldn't Santa be a Teamster?

No a druid

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Mike

 

[qstor]

I'll say one thing, though. The cartoon "Grinch Who Stole Christmas" is still the hands down best of the bunch. I have yet to outgrow that one.

No its the "Year without a Santa Claus" That's my all time favorite.

"I'm Mr. Heat Mizer..I'm Mr. sun"


The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus is pretty neat too. Has a lot of FRPG potential.

Mike

 

[Rl'Halsinor]

Hey. Don't call Rudy a commie.

Yeah, but Rudolph is the RED nosed reindeer.

And another thing, take the name Santa and move the "n" to the end and you get Satan. it is a give away because Santa wears RED as well.

Hmmm, Satan and Commies... where will it end?!?

 

[Ranger REG]

Yeah, but Rudolph is the RED nosed reindeer.

And another thing, take the name Santa and move the "n" to the end and you get Satan. it is a give away because Santa wears RED as well.

Hmmm, Satan and Commies... where will it end?!?

When you get over your irrational fear of the color red. :\

 

[Rl'Halsinor]

When you get over your irrational fear of the color red. :\

I am not irrationally afraid of the color red. It is what it has come to symbolize in certain philosophies.

 

[ssampier]

Yeah, but Rudolph is the RED nosed reindeer.

And another thing, take the name Santa and move the "n" to the end and you get Satan. it is a give away because Santa wears RED as well.

Hmmm, Satan and Commies... where will it end?!?

You know too much...

The crows fly at midnight.