What I Realized When Watching Rudolph...

[Ranger REG]

I am not irrationally afraid of the color red. It is what it has come to symbolize in certain philosophies.

That we Americanos are part-time commies too, hence the red stripes?

OMG! Those old-school barbershop quartets are commie cells!

 

[jaerdaph]

Santa really is a nasty old man. When I was a kid my mother took me to see Santa and he called her a "HO"! And not just once but THREE times!!!

 

[Rl'Halsinor]

That we Americanos are part-time commies too, hence the red stripes?

OMG! Those old-school barbershop quartets are commie cells!

No! Not old-school barbershop quartets! The infection runs too deep...

Anyway, Americans can't be part-time commies because we had red before the Commies came on the scene in 1917. Why they just stole the whole idea from us!

 

[Zoatebix]

Yes, but how long has the phrase "100% red-blooded American" been around?

 

[Ranger REG]

Yes, but how long has the phrase "100% red-blooded American" been around?

Hey, we didn't ask to be born with blood that turns red in the presence of oxygen.

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

"From each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs."

Yep, that whole North Pole settlement is a commune. Commie pinko reindeer: all of them are equal, but the black nosed ones are more equal.

The elf union is slacking, by the way. Lousy medical coverage, and no dental until Herbie came along? Work 364 days a year, forced to wear a uniform and always be cheerful? Fire the union reps!

 

[Chimera]

Sometimes you guys over analyze stuff....

Sometimes over analyzing things is fun.

 

[Silver Moon]

Oh you silly people, you're reading far too much into it. The only subliminal message trying to be conveyed by the movie is that going to the dentist is a good thing.....or maybe that all large hairy monsters are not bad....or perhaps that Burl Ives looked identical as a snowman as he did as a human....okay, maybe I'm overthinking things.

 

[Ranger REG]

Oh you silly people, you're reading far too much into it. The only subliminal message trying to be conveyed by the movie is that going to the dentist is a good thing.....or maybe that all large hairy monsters are not bad....or perhaps that Burl Ives looked identical as a snowman as he did as a human....okay, maybe I'm overthinking things.

And Comet is a lousy coach.

 

[Ranger REG]

QUERY: Which reindeer is gay? Dasher, Dancer, or Prancer?