"What If..."

[Uriel]

Ron.. you know my name is Joe.

I was sure your name was Randolph Taliwinger Dempleton...

Wait, that'd be a great name for a Gnome (scribbles), unless you don't want me using it (seeing as it's your name and all...)

 

[Argent Silvermage]

I was sure your name was Randolph Taliwinger Dempleton...

Wait, that'd be a great name for a Gnome (scribbles), unless you don't want me using it (seeing as it's your name and all...)

Taliwanger sounds smutty. it's all yours.

 

[DrZombie]

I'd go for someone/something being able to fly.. Druid shapechanger, something like that. Just imagine, absolute freedom. Someone pisses you off? Just fly away, high above all the little people with their little minds....

 

[Argent Silvermage]

Hijack!

I was thinking about this thread and it hit me...

We should be asked to create characters based on our screen names!
I'm fairly obvious. Elven archmage all the way.
what about the rest of you?

 

[Serpenteye]

I was thinking about this thread and it hit me...

We should be asked to create characters based on our screen names!
I'm fairly obvious. Elven archmage all the way.
what about the rest of you?

Half-Dragon Beholder? One-eyed Yuan-ti?

 

[DrZombie]

I was thinking about this thread and it hit me...

We should be asked to create characters based on our screen names!
I'm fairly obvious. Elven archmage all the way.
what about the rest of you?

A sleep-deprived braindead surgeon-in training working 36 hr shifts... don't need a fantasy game for that lol.

 

[Uriel]

I was thinking about this thread and it hit me...

We should be asked to create characters based on our screen names!
I'm fairly obvious. Elven archmage all the way.
what about the rest of you?

That would be Half-Celestial Paladin/Sorcerer...whichis the character that i had at another site fora PbP (Dragonlodge), but they sucked, and I lucked onto ENWorld and all of you way cool people.

Most likely 1/2 C (3ecl,wingless version)/Sorc 4/Paladin 5

 

[Creamsteak]

The creature which I think best befits creamsteak would be:

half-celestial, half-dragon (gold), axiomatic black pudding !

It is immune to:

- acid (half-celestial)
- cold (half-celestial)
- electricity (half-celestial)
- fire (half-dragon)

It has sonic resistance 20 (axiomatic) and Spell resistance 25 (axiomatic).
It is also immune to mind-influencing effects, poison, sleep, paralysis, stunning, and polymorping [Note: Some of these might disappear when it gets Intelligent, it is AFAIK not covered by the rules]

It has wings and can fly, and breathe a 6D10 (DC20) cone of fire (1/day). It has bite and 2 claws, each doing 2D6 (2D4 claw) + 9 + 2D6 acid damage. And it will destroy weapons and armor with acid. It's also reasonably intelligent (INT 5, WIS 5).

But the real killer is the black puddings immunity to weapons, if it is damaged by any weapon it will instead split into two identical creatures, each with half the original's hit points, but with all special abilities.

It's going to be a bitch to damage, only a few spells work on it (e.g. force and death), and those must beat SR. And it doesn't matter how much melee damage you do, its only going to split it into two monsters.

Though I'm not sure just how much 3.5 has changed this creatures abilities...

 

[ferretguy]

Hmm....A large ferret? Well then, Feral rogue (ferret template must be Int +4, Wis +4 Chr +2 Dex +5 Str +1....perhaps I embelish to much...) only trouble being that even those foes without the scent feat would be able to smell me coming....

 

[flyingricepaddy]

I was thinking about this thread and it hit me...

We should be asked to create characters based on our screen names!
I'm fairly obvious. Elven archmage all the way.
what about the rest of you?

Somewhat difficult.

If there is any listing for an animated, intelligent (just barely), levitating field of rice, anywhere in any book or online resource, for d20 or any other game, please let me know without delay.