What Morrus did with the money

[Hardhead]

As was accidently revealed in the Moderators Only forum, it turns out that Morrus used the cash he raised here on ENWorld for a boat, a car, a motorcycle and... a trip to Zurich!

Now, the car, boat, and motorcycle I can believe, but would he really waste the generous ENWorlder's money on a trip to Zurich?

The answer turns out to be... YES!

 

[EricNoah]

Russ looks so lifelike!!

 

[morrolan]

Did he see the gnomes?

 

[Silver Moon]

So would you feel better if he just told you the real truth, that he blew it all on gambling and booze?

 

[PA]

As was accidently revealed in the Moderators Only forum, it turns out that Morrus used the cash he raised here on ENWorld for a boat, a car, a motorcycle and... a trip to Zurich!

I know I should be righteously upset, but thinking that Morrus could buy all of that with, what was it, $16000... I'm just too impressed for words. Morrus, I want you to manage my money! Never thought of starting an investment company?

 

[buzzard]

So would you feel better if he just told you the real truth, that he blew it all on gambling and booze?

What he skimped on the cheap trashy women!?!
Now I am ticked.

buzzard

 

[PA]

What he skimped on the cheap trashy women!?!
Now I am ticked.

Nah. He got them for free, that's all.

 

[Inconsequenti-AL]

None of that's even slightly true. Lies. All of it.

He donated nearly all the money to Jack Chick to produce rabidly anti-DnD pamphlets.

The rest was wasted on cheap magical trinkets and a masterwork backscratcher.

 

[Hand of Evil]

You know cut-out figures, a little time, some flash programing, someone could do some funny things...

Some ideas:

Russ checks out Lee Castle
Russ meets Vader
Russ in LotR​

 

[Dinkeldog]

Moved to the Off-topic forum...