What would Emirikol the Chaotic do...
- Thread starter Krug
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Monkey Boy
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shoot it with his finger laser while recklessly riding through the streets.
cangrejoide
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Ahh Finger lasers, it was so much easier way back then.
Klaus
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Krug
Newshound
And you could ride a horse while doing it!
Tewligan
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I smell a new advice column...
Dear Emirikol the Chaotic,
Help! My daughter is being bullied, and I'm not sure what to do about it. As a stay at home mom, I often take my 4-year-old daughter "Tonya" to the park when the weather is pleasant. I've recently struck up a friendship with another mother there, but the friction between our children makes things awkward sometimes. My friend's 6-year-old daughter will occasionally push "Tonya", take toys she's playing with, and just generally assert dominance over my daughter. What should I do? I feel I would be out of line to correct the little girl myself, but her mother is content to let the two sort it out themselves - easy for her to say!
- Frustrated Mom in Topeka
Dear Frustrated,
Destroy them with an eldritch finger laser. Ride laughing down the cobblestone street as their bodies smolder next to the swingset.
Dear Emirikol the Chaotic,
Help! My daughter is being bullied, and I'm not sure what to do about it. As a stay at home mom, I often take my 4-year-old daughter "Tonya" to the park when the weather is pleasant. I've recently struck up a friendship with another mother there, but the friction between our children makes things awkward sometimes. My friend's 6-year-old daughter will occasionally push "Tonya", take toys she's playing with, and just generally assert dominance over my daughter. What should I do? I feel I would be out of line to correct the little girl myself, but her mother is content to let the two sort it out themselves - easy for her to say!
- Frustrated Mom in Topeka
Dear Frustrated,
Destroy them with an eldritch finger laser. Ride laughing down the cobblestone street as their bodies smolder next to the swingset.
cangrejoide
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Now I have to find a way to use that response at another forum/work/elsewhere.
Emirikol
Adventurer
He'd blast it with his death ray and then regret his decision, sending him on an epic quest to restore the books to their original condition..and then 5 minutes later accidentally blast it again while attempting to take out a rogue who was trying to steal his super-cool horse.
jh
jh
Whizbang Dustyboots
Gnometown Hero
I think we have our answer.Chaotic Evil Infernal-Pact Warlock. At-will finger lasers, er Eldritch Blast, rampaging around slaughtering hapless townsfolk
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