What's the longest running "inside joke" at your table?

Hiiissss! HIIIISSS!

A synonym for 'asking to be killed'. I was running a Call of Cthulhu game based on the events in At Your Door. The group at some point encountered some children of Yig, the serpent god. It was an utterly terrifying encounter with mutant serpents, people with serpents for hands, tongues, etc... so terrifying in fact that one young man by the name of Roberto went insane and had to be sequestered in an asylum for several months. The game goes on and the player plays his secondary character. Finally, Roberto is allowed to go home and the rest of the PC's hold a small party in his apartment to celebrate his return. Amidst the cake and beer, another PC (Conrad) thinks it'll be funny to go up to the still-twitchy Roberto and go 'Hiiissssss!!! HIISSSS!!!' right in his face, just like the being that drove the poor guy over the edge.

Roberto promptly draws his gun, rolls a natural '00' for a critical strike, and blows Conrad's brains all over the wall.

Tink F&%^$ing Tink?!

From another Call of Cthulhu game. A character had loaded up on guns, home-made grenades, the works; he had had enough. Then he went monster hunting. Unfortunately, he didn't know that most Cthulhian creatures take the absolute minimum damage possible from physical weapons. He unloads round after round of flaming megadeath at this creature, then asks how he did. The GM responds with 'tink.. tink'; the sound of something bouncing ineffectually off impervious armor. The above exclamation left the player's mouth as the thing leaped on him and began to debone him.

I Go Buy More Guns

Another favorite from the At Your Door campaign - Johnny the former stockbroker, when asked what he's doing that day: "I go to the gun store. Everytime these guys mention the word 'Cthulhu', I go buy more guns."

Remember to Save the Liver

This has it's roots in an old Saturday Night Live skit. The skit featured someone (Dan Acroyd?) dressed as Julia Child and doing her cooking show. 'Julia' cuts her finger, whereupon it begins to spout blood like a firehose. She tries to staunch the wound, even at one time trying to plug the hole with a chicken liver while uttering the above phrase. She fails, passes out, and dies from blood loss.

The At Your Door Call of Cthulhu campaign featured a minor character called Madelyne Findley; the Findleys were, among other things, cannibals. She had a vastly expanded part in my campaign, because she was the star of several underground snuff videos - one of which was a cooking show, where she'd calmly flay, debone, and otherwise eviserate conscious living humans and make meat dishes like 'Aztec Artichoke Surprise'. The first video the party came into contact with featured her doing this show; a ghoul helper becomes beligerant and she tosses him the liver of the most recent victem; it distracts him long enough for the stagehands to bring him down with shock rods. She turns to the camera, smiling, and says 'And that's why you should always remember to save the liver'.
 

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We've got a whole bunch of "inside jokes" around our table. Some date back about 20 years now.

Everytime someone starts to talk deals with any NPCs I always scowl and say "I am altering the terms of the deal, pray I don't alter them further" because that happened to us once in a D&D game. We ended up traveling with BBEG to kill a major good hero because 2 PCs decided to try to save their own bacon by making a deal. That dates back about 7-8 years now.

We used to play with a group called the Goon Squad when I was in high school. One of them used to badger me while I was talking with someone else, especially when his character was involved in a fight.
"Duh, Bill.... Bill... Bill.... Bill..." And then start tapping me on the shoulder until I finally said, "WHAAAAT?" He returned with "Am I going to die?" I'd yell back "I don't know!"
This happened a few times and now the rest of the guys who witnessed it keep bringing it back up. That's from about 20 years ago. Guess some people just can't let it rest.

While watching TV or movies, one player has a tendency to say "Why can't we do that in your adventures, Dave?" (or Bill or whoever runs the game closest in character to the movie being watched). It's usually when something cool is happening on screen that his own character would never be able to get away with in game.
A mark of just how bad this player thought the D&D movie was: He never uttered that phrase once while watching that festival of celluloid crapulance.
 

JesterPoet said:
That would be the "Afro Knight" prestige class.


Apparently I was mistaken. The longest running inside joke is actually one guy saying "MMMM Bop!" whenever the character named Anson is referred to by name.

I stand corrected.
 

the SNOOG-Attack

beginning of 3.0 (since I play with this group only in 3.0) I switched from DM to player and my players started dropping like anything.
My 3rd characters then was a Half-orc-Barbarian called Snoog. He took some kind of prestige class from Masters of the Wild that enabled him to keep standing while in Rage regardless of negative HP.

Now the group entered some kind of dungeon and was confronted with a phaerim + many many guards. Snoog got into rage and attacked (naturally calling out "SNOOOG!" in the process. After several hits, I decided to enter the special rage to keep standing. The phaerim escaped (teleport or something) but Snoog had killed most of his guards almost single-handedly.
The problem was, that he was about -300hp at that point.
The mage even tried a wish on him to keep him alive, but the DM ruled, that a Wish spell could not bring back more HP than a Heal spell - he also ruled that a heal spell could not bring back more HP than your total+10.

Therefore Snoog died the same session he joined the party. From there on everytime some PC or NPC charges into a battle he cannot win or dies after a valiant charge is called a "SNOOG-Attack".

there are more - maybe I will post more later

Azal
 

WayneLigon said:
This has it's roots in an old Saturday Night Live skit. The skit featured someone (Dan Ackroyd?) dressed as Julia Child and doing her cooking show. 'Julia' cuts her finger, whereupon it begins to spout blood like a firehose. She tries to staunch the wound, even at one time trying to plug the hole with a chicken liver while uttering the above phrase. She fails, passes out, and dies from blood loss.

We use a different line from that same skit! As soon as she cuts herself and blood is spraying everywhere, she calmly intones "First, you must stop the bleeding." We say this all the time when someone has been horribly hurt and needs healing.
 

reveal said:
My wife and I have since told that story to other groups we've been in. Everyone thinks it funny, it's probably funnier acted out then written out ;), and every time the players do something that causes the DM to be amazed that the PC is actually doing it, someone will inevitably say "I put on the ring."
I seem to recall a cursed helm of alignment changing........

I didn't have to rewrite the campaign, but it's safe to say now that I had hopes you guys would figure out what it was and use it to change the alignment of a BBeG I had set up. I've since discarded the notion that players will do things according to my plans. The whole encounter got scrapped. Live and learn.:)

....and I still can't believe you just put the damn hat on! :o
 
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Longest-running In-Jokes:

- Every NPC talking with a french accent eventually turns out to be a wererat
- Just about every city has a "red kank" inn - though kanks are practically unheard of outside of Dark Sun
- Every now and so-on PC's hear about were-boar raids. In decades of gaming my party has never ever encountered a single were-boar and every alleged were-boar story that was pursued by the PC's turned out to be completely unrelated to were-boars...
- When an inkeeper dies (usually at least in part due to something the PC's did) a "minotaur from the south" takes over the inn...
 

Watch out for the Carniverous Antelopes
Well in 2-e a player (who died all the time) rolled up a beastrider (kit) who rode a tiger. The PC had an int of 5, the tiger also had an int of 5. After playing 1 session he decided that his PC was to stupied to live. He just had the guy wander off into the plains of grass - to be eaten by the Carnivorus
Antelopes. So when a charater is spectacularly stupied he is told to watch out for the Carniverous Antelopes.
 

Shemeska said:
Hmm... it would have to be a rather obscure and involved in the telling joke about a 'dishwater archon of Sigil'. I'll let my players here explain that one if they'd like.

I think I'll let said 'dishwater archon' explain that one. ;)

Shemeska said:
Otherwise there's the nearly several times a session jokes, jibes and allusions to the King of the Crosstrade being in an abusive relationship with A'kin the Friendly Fiend, herself entirely on the receiving end, with my players always adding "And she -LIKES- it!" at the end of the joke.

Somewhere around here I have the link to the thread on WotC that started *that* little bit of humor. Somewhere in the rumor mongering threads I think.

Shemeska said:
No respect for villains, especially the pretty ones. Feh. :p

Of course not!
But then you missed one of the more popular jokes... There is a particular character in Shemmie's campaign, Green Marvant. He's a bit of a fortune teller and far seer... except for one problematic flaw. The man is more vague than a corporations financial review! *grumbles about Mr. 'beware of white doors and blue squares'* This prompts the following joke (or variations) whenever the "John Edwards of the Planes" comes up in conversations.
"I think... you have an enemy... whose name starts with an A... no a C, or maybe an S.... and ends with a... letter. It's done you great harm in the past... it has hair of some color. Is there anyone here who's brother... sister... uncle... friend lost a loved one... or loved pet recently..."
 

we have a newbie player who misread the Wilderness Lore skill on her character sheet as Wilderness Love. much hilarity ensued as we tried to come up with practical uses for a Wilderness Love skill.

"hey, that dire bear looks really angry!"
"why not use your 12 ranks of Wilderness Love?"
"you know, it has been a while since i've gotten any..."
 

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