Well, Merric. How was Lil today?
She was fine, Merric. She woke me up by jumping on my bed and informing me she wanted to get fed.
So what did you do?
I woke up and fed her. She was insistent about it. I then changed her kitty litter.
Sounds fair enough. Did she thank you?
In a manner of speaking. She wanted to be fed again.
I see.
So I fed her. Then I had a shower.
Did you finally make it to work?
Only after I fed her again.

(That's actually what happened this morning, too!)
Cheers!
She was fine, Merric. She woke me up by jumping on my bed and informing me she wanted to get fed.
So what did you do?
I woke up and fed her. She was insistent about it. I then changed her kitty litter.
Sounds fair enough. Did she thank you?
In a manner of speaking. She wanted to be fed again.
I see.
So I fed her. Then I had a shower.
Did you finally make it to work?
Only after I fed her again.

(That's actually what happened this morning, too!)
Cheers!