I generally have no idea about cocktails or this compulsion to take drinks and pour them into each other.  I like my drinks as they are.  I'm fond of vodka with a mixer, and beer, of course.
 
I tend to know what I like, and it really bugs me when people try to get me to try some weird concoction.  I don't eat sausages with custard, and I don't want a half dozen drinks poured into a glass. 
 
99% of the names of cocktails mean nothing to me.  I honestly have no idea what anyone is talking about when they start gabbling these strange names!