Where did this strange DM quote come from?

[Kae'Yoss]

Poetic!

Well, not.

Is it followed by "And Sickboy says: 'I'll play a ninja!'"?

 

[green slime]

Poetic!

Well, not.

Is it followed by "And Sickboy says: 'I'll play a ninja!'"?

ANd off they went, questing for the artifact, the dreaded head of Vecna.

 

[Kae'Yoss]

No, wait, it was "El Disgusto"

 

[Canaan]

I aim to please- but seriously... I wish I knew for sure.

It's a text file full of strange/funny quotes I'd collected, and generally I'd labelled all of them- just not this one... I wonder if perhaps it comes from some old D&D game a friend had once... that came with like a VHS tape with the dungeon master on it? Forget how it worked exactly.. not entirely sure we ever played it tbh...

It's from a 1970's gay porn called "Dungeon Master." Very dark. Lots of leather.

 

[JustKim]

I wonder if perhaps it comes from some old D&D game a friend had once... that came with like a VHS tape with the dungeon master on it?

Dragon Strike, I had it. I remember the video pretty well even after all these years, and I can tell you for certain the DM never said anything like this. He hammed it up for sure, just not like that.

 

[diaglo]

i thot it was from the old D&D ad campaign for TV around 1983 or so.

 

[BlackMoria]

Ah... the Grand Gloat of Doom.

As far as those go, I've heard better....

 

[diaglo]

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=8200

jaime gertz as the magic user.

 

[Kae'Yoss]

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=8200

Now I know fear!

 

[Vorput]

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=8200

jaime gertz as the magic user.

lol, that was great. I wanna see WotC make a commercial