I'm A Banana
Potassium-Rich
Real people are Lawful Stupid.
Get up, go to a job, do your little monkey work, come home, raise a family just like daddy did, get old, get bald, get fat, and die from heart failure at age 86.
All according to the pattern, all limited by the system (but fooled into thinking they have a choice!), all more interested in bagging the job and the wife than in living what life can be.
It's Lawful, and it's Stupid.
That's why the *best* alignment to be is Chaotic Neutral. Fight the power, f!$k the PO-leece, do drugs, stay out late, live fast, and die young, James Dean. Screw commitment, screw the Almighty Dollar, screw working at your little chimp job punching numbers for some faceless corporate overlord who knows how to live fast by sucking blow of the stomach of a hooker half his age.
Live for the moment, man, 'cuz the past is all in your head and the future is all an illusion.
/me goes back to watching his Doors documentary.
Get up, go to a job, do your little monkey work, come home, raise a family just like daddy did, get old, get bald, get fat, and die from heart failure at age 86.
All according to the pattern, all limited by the system (but fooled into thinking they have a choice!), all more interested in bagging the job and the wife than in living what life can be.
It's Lawful, and it's Stupid.
That's why the *best* alignment to be is Chaotic Neutral. Fight the power, f!$k the PO-leece, do drugs, stay out late, live fast, and die young, James Dean. Screw commitment, screw the Almighty Dollar, screw working at your little chimp job punching numbers for some faceless corporate overlord who knows how to live fast by sucking blow of the stomach of a hooker half his age.
Live for the moment, man, 'cuz the past is all in your head and the future is all an illusion.
/me goes back to watching his Doors documentary.